tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-126105602011-08-24T10:20:28.851+08:00陸玖柒：華人地區最關鍵的聲音２.０如果你夠幸運，在失明前看過陸玖柒的畫，那麼他的畫將永遠跟著你，因為那是一場流動的饗宴──人生不及一幅陸玖柒。697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.comBlogger6611100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-4722061752572919982010-07-14T22:39:00.009+08:002010-07-15T00:09:57.066+08:00Samuel Adams與村上春樹<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TD3e45326SI/AAAAAAAAIv4/nYWMkH553AE/s1600/%E6%9D%91%E4%B8%8A%E6%98%A5%E6%A8%B9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 470px; height: 650px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TD3e45326SI/AAAAAAAAIv4/nYWMkH553AE/s400/%E6%9D%91%E4%B8%8A%E6%98%A5%E6%A8%B9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493792189651020066" /></a><br /><br />※未成年請勿飲酒；開酒不喝車、喝車不開酒<br /><br />我想目前最喜歡的村上春樹作品就是《關於慢跑我所說的是...》，為此我還找到一套英文版有聲書，不過可惜至今還沒時間聽完。<br /><br />這本書很簡單，就是村上從慢跑這件事開始叨叨唸唸，談寫作、談他過往的人生經歷。總之，就身為一個村上的同行來說，這本雜唸集為我帶來很多樂趣。我不曉得為什麼我的視覺藝術家朋友總告訴我因為《紐約時報》的書評將它評的一塌糊塗，所以連帶他也對這本書興趣不高。甚至他還在與村上春樹一起吃拉麵的同時當面問過村上，不過得到的回應是問完後村上春樹拉麵吃到一半就落跑了（魚翔拳都還會等節目錄完才回家崩潰）！這整件事唯一可以證明的是，台灣人都和小S一樣擅長丟給別人臉紅心跳的問題，而村上春樹則像是個草莓族，問一問就落跑，來台灣想必連22K的薪水都領不到！以上皆有所本，不信可以到下面這個<a href="http://yiting-madeinjapan.blogspot.com/2010/03/snow-now.html">猥褻的地方</a>瞧瞧。<br /><br />回題。今晚終於喝到村上在書裡談到他慢跑完最喜歡來一瓶的啤酒Samuel Adams。根據我剛剛咕嚕咕嚕完的記憶，這是一瓶打開後泡沫蠻多，顏色呈深咖啡狀，剛喝下去苦苦的，然後飄出些許麥香味但不太會回甘的啤酒。世故的人也許會說，帶有苦味是成年人的味道。這樣說來和我從小喝印象比較深的經典Guinness黑啤相比，Samuel Adams算是曾經遭逢金融海嘯被解雇但如今又找到工作的中壯年人，而前者則算是個領老人年金在幹古的成年人。兩者可都是帶有不同成熟風味的啤酒呢！所以，喝完的感覺只能說「喔！原來這就是村上春樹喜歡的味道啊！」可是對於我來說，我喜歡的味道又是如何呢？我覺得啤酒還是離不開「新鮮」兩個字。所以，金牌台啤與純綠色瓶身的台灣生啤仍然是我的首選。我常常在想，如果台灣的公務體系都能像製造台啤一樣，專心把它弄好喝，那麼我們是不是都能驕傲地當個世界的一等人呢？<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今天知道要感恩的037！<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vZ63PYZMtO0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vZ63PYZMtO0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-472206175257291998?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-70126292979552947052010-07-11T21:51:00.005+08:002010-07-11T22:42:10.801+08:00羅馬靴就是不停的戰鬥（La Chaussures de Rome est un sport de combat）<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDnU_X4EcwI/AAAAAAAAIvM/7bL9G3dt7rA/s1600/%E7%BE%85%E9%A6%AC%E9%9D%B4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 600px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDnU_X4EcwI/AAAAAAAAIvM/7bL9G3dt7rA/s400/%E7%BE%85%E9%A6%AC%E9%9D%B4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492655405761065730" /></a><br /><br /><br />我想可能是過去１１個月大部分的時間都像住在看守所，除了每天看新聞和上批踢踢外和外界實際上的接觸並不是那麼多，以致於重回人世間後發覺街上總充滿著一股戰鬥的氣息。它的引發原因別無其他，正是時下流行的「羅馬靴」。<br /><br />該怎麼說呢？羅馬靴的流行讓我們重新審視自己究竟是要追隨或是盲從潮流。因為就我微小的觀察看來，造型特別的羅馬靴在大多數出現的時候總讓我聯想到兩種人。一種是廣東人，另一種是江蘇人。<br /><br />廣東人有種傳統美食叫「裹蒸粽」，它是一種用乾荷葉包的粽子。所以想當然爾，它的份量是粽子界的霸主，是故捆的時候為免餡料跑出來勢必得紮的特別緊。另外，江蘇人有道菜叫「捆蹄」，按維基的解釋是「將一隻豬的前蹄，取出蹄甲，膝蓋骨，中骨，並將裡頭的肉取出。讓它只剩前蹄的四個指頭和外層的皮，用針線縫合剝割線呈空腹圓棒狀。然後在將取出的肉，加上準備好的材料一起調味好，重新回填並用麻繩捆牢紮緊成捆蹄。然後再用鹵湯將其煮熟，等涼了以後在將其切片蘸醬享用」。簡言之，一對不合時宜的腳穿上羅馬靴，就會等於一對捆蹄上桌前的樣子；而一對不合時宜的腳穿上羅馬靴更會如裹蒸粽紮緊般的３００壯士小腿殺氣騰騰、蓄勢待發！<br /><br />這裡是台灣，不是斯巴達。我們需要愛與和平，請勿隨意穿著羅馬靴！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給從Villa凱旋歸國的０３７！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGA5_4e7e5E&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGA5_4e7e5E&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7012629297955294705?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-69375593866939333422010-07-09T21:32:00.003+08:002010-07-09T21:58:50.524+08:00一句頂一萬句<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDcqDB_-62I/AAAAAAAAIu4/YxSOUB-J68s/s1600/%E9%A0%82%E6%9D%8E%E8%82%BA%E5%80%8B%E8%82%BA.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDcqDB_-62I/AAAAAAAAIu4/YxSOUB-J68s/s400/%E9%A0%82%E6%9D%8E%E8%82%BA%E5%80%8B%E8%82%BA.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491904502166383458" /></a><br /><br /><br />許久前買的書，最近才有時間密集地把它看完，在此衷心向大家推薦。<br /><br />這本書延續我們對於大陸作家的印象，往往感受到他們對於說話有著異於常人的熱情。內容像是一部關不掉的收音機，只要一打開就再也停不了，非要說個天荒地老。某個程度上來看他們正是標準班雅明談的「說故事的人」，滔滔不絕；另一方面從台肯的角度來看，他們分明就是個唬爛王。不過比友樺兄來的言之有物太多。<br /><br />我衷心推薦的原因在於，書中準確細微地描寫人心脈動，它向我們展示人的心眼可以比你奈米屌上的馬眼還要渺小。所以，如果你是位好學如我並對人間世理充滿熱情，你可以好好看看這本書，了解一下為什麼生活中的雞毛蒜皮總是可以惹起滔天巨浪。<br /><br />此外，「一句頂一萬句」也代表與其說一萬句，不如說到心坎裡的那句，而不是直接燃起龜南趴火的那句。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給準備要收拾行囊回台面對的037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wfp5M8UGsE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wfp5M8UGsE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6937559386693933342?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-48777817369325563882010-07-08T21:11:00.004+08:002010-07-08T22:01:14.712+08:00肛琴家<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDXWRGyGtvI/AAAAAAAAIuk/lLnMrkTscwM/s1600/%E5%A1%98%E7%BC%B8%E8%AB%8B.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDXWRGyGtvI/AAAAAAAAIuk/lLnMrkTscwM/s400/%E5%A1%98%E7%BC%B8%E8%AB%8B.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491530910015076082" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/art_id/32644777/IssueID/20100708">新聞</a>報導，俄國鋼琴名家兼指揮家，舉世聞名的普雷特涅夫（Mikhail Vasilievich Pletnev）傳出與14歲泰國小男童有茍且之舉，並被搜出多張與其他未成年男童塘肛的照片，成為名符其實的「肛琴家」。<br /><br />這則新聞傳出後令諸多樂迷心碎，據本畫家所知他在台的粉絲可是演完一齣尼布龍根的指環(Der Ring Des Nibelungen)也數不完啊!尤其大多數還是女粉絲呢!<br /><br />他的故事讓我想到住哈薩克的波拉特(Borat)，他的下一部作品《Bruno》講得正是藝術家在藝壇中逆爭上游、不斷奮鬥的故事。這部分不正和肛琴詩人普雷特涅夫有著異曲同工之妙。<br /><br />事發至此普雷特涅夫已經交保候傳，不曉得今晚他會不會哼起亞洲小天王的暢銷曲《菊花抬》呢?<br /><br />謹將本作獻給住Villa給人馬殺雞的037!<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IEdGrw8LnTM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IEdGrw8LnTM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4877781736932556388?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-4355158291044296092010-07-07T22:22:00.004+08:002010-07-07T22:44:32.908+08:00爆蛋<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDSSHDCFq2I/AAAAAAAAIuc/_nJBXmnYJ-s/s1600/%E7%88%86%E8%9B%8B.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 600px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDSSHDCFq2I/AAAAAAAAIuc/_nJBXmnYJ-s/s400/%E7%88%86%E8%9B%8B.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491174495442283362" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/100707/5/28u7i.html">新聞</a>報導，天氣太熱連累高師大裡鳳頭蒼鷹孵育的鳥蛋也爆了! 沒錯，就像醬爆一樣在那個moment它就爆了。<br /><br />這則新聞告訴我們，正負兩度C對這世界的影響有多大。現在爆的是老鷹的鳥蛋，下一刻說不定爆的就是你我的鳥蛋。籲請大家在這炎炎夏日，快快做好鳥蛋的防曬措施，請勿讓您的鳥蛋隨意曝曬在烈日之下。因為那很醜也很臭，而且爆漿後會惹來一堆蒼蠅，不衛生。<br /><br />莫讓鳳頭蒼鷹笑我們髒!<br /><br />謹將本作獻給可能會在峇里島吃到八里孔雀蛤的037!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lTqq4ypLxo8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lTqq4ypLxo8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-435515829104429609?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-44527165829763202822010-07-07T00:35:00.002+08:002010-07-07T00:39:52.231+08:00林雲欲瘋去，報國把痔生<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDNcOwCDWAI/AAAAAAAAIt8/8vUZwueqmFY/s1600/%E6%B7%A9%E9%9B%B2%E6%AC%B2%E9%A2%A8%E5%8E%BB%E5%A0%B1%E5%9C%8B%E6%8A%8A%E5%BF%97%E4%BC%B8.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 800px; height: 600px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDNcOwCDWAI/AAAAAAAAIt8/8vUZwueqmFY/s400/%E6%B7%A9%E9%9B%B2%E6%AC%B2%E9%A2%A8%E5%8E%BB%E5%A0%B1%E5%9C%8B%E6%8A%8A%E5%BF%97%E4%BC%B8.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490833779176200194" /></a><br /><br /><object width="960" height="745"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kd6qJIOGpR8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1?color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kd6qJIOGpR8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1?color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="960" height="745"></embed></object><br /><br />「林雲欲瘋去，報國把痔生」，我認為這是對過往１１個月非常貼切的寫照。至於為什麼，接下來我會告訴你！<br /><br />林雲，對某些人來說是位宗教大師；對另外一些人來說則是位看上去BMI值過高，需要好好照顧身體的人。所以說，看待事情不只有一種風貌。<br /><br />曾在某次新春期間，電視節目邀來林大師在廣告時段為電視機前觀眾祈福。有趣的是，大師不說話。他只負責對著鏡頭凹手指頭比各種看不懂的密宗祈福手勢，並在畫面裡氣喘噓噓地走來走去，吉祥話的部分就完全交給搭配的女主持人說完。兩者互為搭配，打完收工，或許這就是所謂的超現實吧！<br /><br />這樣的場景從有識者的眼光看來，也許會認定是一場鬧劇，一則不合宜的廣告。不過，演出的人十足認真，祝詞懇切，你似乎也不能說它的不是。你只會覺得「喔！別鬧了，快進節目或是就轉台了吧！」。<br /><br />過去那１１個月，我的感覺就像是有個大師不斷在我面前「瞎」比畫著，而且搖控器不在你手上你還不能轉台、不得拒絕收看，每每還要起而行跟著他瞎比一氣。之所謂「瞎」，不意味著大師是位神棍，而是因為我資質駑鈍，完全兩眼發直瞧不出比手畫腳的深意，反倒帶來一身疲累以及因為無法依樣畫葫蘆惹來責罰。<br /><br />平均起來每天的作息是「朝六晚十一」，我當然了解相較於其他的賽單位已經是比上不足比下有餘。但請您試想，如果按照PTT鄉民的標準把職業軍人視為「丁丁」，那麼服侍主管幾千名「丁丁」的不就是服侍丁丁界的「馬如龍」了。一天耗上那麼多時間陪丁丁頭玩，我從來不知道為國盡義務原來需要這麼累，這也引申出「報國把痔生」的由來。<br /><br />我仔細想想這１１個月來做過什麼事，那種打飯、掃地、刷油漆就不用說了。專精一點的有：出考卷、改考卷、修訂投稿期刊、彙整資料、寫英文演講稿、教英文、教數學、抓跳蚤、審論文、出口考題目、設計賀年卡、寄送三節禮品、開大卡車、接送、接送丁丁界馬如龍的大哥們、接送丁丁界馬如龍的大哥們的夫人們、陪公祭、迎賓喊門…好像還有很多很多。不過我想最專精的必定要包括被狗幹，還有玩「長官說」的遊戲。在那個「官本位」的世界裡，在那個關起門來一伙人蹲在地上玩沙的小圈圈裡，後者尤其重要。它是我的衣食父母、生存法則。「長官說」玩得好，上校也能被你玩到老。<br /><br />先前常有人問我，「你還適應嗎」？我只能說，我直到此時此刻仍在適應。值得慶幸的是，我已經離開那個杜鵑窩。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今天去峇里島海神廟參拜的037！<br /><br /><object width="960" height="745"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SqAjAR0KGKQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1?color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SqAjAR0KGKQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1?color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="960" height="745"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4452716582976320282?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-23474779096990936322010-07-05T22:30:00.002+08:002010-07-05T23:10:21.249+08:00掰掰，謝謝惠顧!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDH1vSvqdBI/AAAAAAAAIt0/7V8ZHPjrTkA/s1600/%E7%A9%BA%E7%A9%BA.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/TDH1vSvqdBI/AAAAAAAAIt0/7V8ZHPjrTkA/s400/%E7%A9%BA%E7%A9%BA.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490439613575754770" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />退伍前夕我做了個夢，我夢到待退弟兄都要再去一次新訓，重過一遍菜B八吃餿水的日子才能閃人。於是我就嚇醒了!<br /><br />今日(7.5)零時退伍令正式生效，這意味著我又往層淑男倫更進一步，而華人地區最關鍵的聲音也將來到2.0進階版了。<br /><br />恭喜自己，也恭喜大家。<br /><br />僅將本作獻給明天要去峇里島黑皮的037!<br /><br /><br /><object width="960" height="745"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FHsip5xOenQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FHsip5xOenQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="960" height="745"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2347477909699093632?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-45727427882964712312010-02-27T11:10:00.003+08:002010-02-27T16:30:39.405+08:00世道<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/S4jW75MDw4I/AAAAAAAAISA/xjVojyvrmzA/s1600-h/%E5%94%AC%E5%B9%B4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 800px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/S4jW75MDw4I/AAAAAAAAISA/xjVojyvrmzA/s400/%E5%94%AC%E5%B9%B4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442836474129269634" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />有人說，岩里政男之後緊接著扁馬之亂，世道越來越壞，歹灣前景每況愈下。一葉之秋，我們從廟宇點光明燈、安太歲祈求安渡兇年的人潮便可略窺一二。<br /><br />不過，世道再壞對某些人來說又是一番不同的景象。沒有不景氣，只有不爭氣，壞世道裡依然充滿商機。譬如說，今年廟裡張貼的犯太歲生肖表共載明有七種生肖需要特別照顧。換句話說就是12取7，12種生肖裡有大半將站上歹年冬的打擊區等待命運的快速球強襲而來。我記得，過往可沒那麼多人而且一年比一年多人啊!所以說我的心得是，歹灣的文創產業大有可為，而且宗教事業會是台灣文創產業的翹楚和火車頭。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給北上接待菲律賓省長的037!<br /><br /><object width="853" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oAefQBOjgtg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oAefQBOjgtg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="853" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4572742788296471231?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-28047066093341679712010-02-13T22:03:00.003+08:002010-02-13T22:22:41.159+08:00虎年大吉<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/S3ayqAyu7uI/AAAAAAAAIPI/-NIuPDte2O4/s1600-h/%E8%99%8E%E5%B9%B4%E9%96%8B%E9%81%8B%E5%9C%96.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/S3ayqAyu7uI/AAAAAAAAIPI/-NIuPDte2O4/s400/%E8%99%8E%E5%B9%B4%E9%96%8B%E9%81%8B%E5%9C%96.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437730034933493474" /></a><br /><br />過去的一年，我完成擱淺多年的心願。緊接著，步入拋頭顱、灑熱血的行列。過程雖然不平順，但也稱得上漸入佳境。很快的、很快的，我又將走進下一個階段，朝層淑男倫的完全體邁進。感謝關心我的人長久支持與愛護，謝謝你們!恭祝大家朝隨心行、暮享安康、虎年行大運!<br /><br /><br />謹將本作獻給大宗原物料界最美的一隻花──037!<br /><br /><object width="853" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3b9E1p9uOA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3b9E1p9uOA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="853" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2804706609334167971?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-9014791282368678662010-01-03T19:10:00.002+08:002010-01-03T19:29:56.298+08:00２０１０！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh/1/1c/450px-Vanda_Orchid.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 600px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh/1/1c/450px-Vanda_Orchid.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />(虎年到了，送大家一株虎蘭吧！）<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />今夜微涼，有雨，我們已經來到２０１０。<br /><br />跨入新年的第三天，回到杜鵑窩的崗位上繼續奮鬥，為照護食民爾俸的腦殘丁丁們盡一份心力。<br /><br />２０１０，不再是２００９。這不是一句廢言，而是真的有所不同。<br /><br />終於，我可以終結過去幾年歲末許下相同的祈願，並在年中時償清生為中華民國在台灣男子漢的義務。我的家人、我的朋友也在今年開啟人生新的一幕，令人期待。<br /><br />希望眾人平安完好、心情愉快！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給所有關心我與我關心的人和萬能小秘書037！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W60nQZrcCVs&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W60nQZrcCVs&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-901479128236867866?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-17265734375730880962009-12-25T16:03:00.003+08:002009-12-25T16:34:07.758+08:00沒事多讀書！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SzR2wJR3DSI/AAAAAAAAINw/-jXLmervwko/s1600-h/shock.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 560px; height: 800px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SzR2wJR3DSI/AAAAAAAAINw/-jXLmervwko/s400/shock.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419086821130177826" /></a><br /><br />昨日，陪老闆共度平安夜的空白時段瞄了下電視，發現未來的汽車發展設計與過去有很大的不同。譬如說，目前正在開發駕駛過程中可飄散出美容保溼香氛的概念車。簡言之，就是可以一邊駕車，一邊做SPA、呼吸令人愉悅的空氣！我在想，日後同樣的邏輯也會不斷演化，讓一個過去只是單純的移動空間能有更多附加價值。說不定，未來前往公司上班的途中，就能完成某種療程。<br /><br />說這個不為別的，我當下就在想，車商能否開發更具前瞻性的殺手級商品呢？譬如說，開發出可以一面開車一面治<span style="font-weight:bold;">腦殘</span>的行動載具呢？如果可以，我相信國軍會有非常深層、熱烈的需求。<br /><br />對不起，我沒有離題。我想說的是，在這類商品未問世前「閱讀」會是最有效抵抗「腦殘」的具體作為。所以，我們還是多讀書好了！推薦大家一本我最近在讀的好書──「震撼主義」，它提供一種從疾病隱喻角度觀看當下世界政經結構的路徑。完全不艱澀，而且很熱血！非常值得一看！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今晚要和萬能勤務小秘書６９７同欣賞阿凡達的０３７！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KVDlZ1L2LSE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KVDlZ1L2LSE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1726573437573088096?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-85499463211968952822009-12-24T22:19:00.002+08:002009-12-24T22:45:05.230+08:00聖誕節快樂！？做為一位時薪八元，每天穿西裝、打領帶的藍領階級萬能小秘書來說，聖誕夜陪老闆接見外賓、報佳音、聽冷笑話、從事與充實自身生命無關緊要的活動並且加班到凌晨當然是件很正常的事。或許，這就是上班族的宿命吧！不過，再忙還是要抽空由柳營和大家打打招呼，告訴大家我還活著，而且以一種和過去完全不同的姿態堅挺地活著。<br /><br />在這個平安夜裡，希望大家都能像我一樣繼續好好地活下去，祝福大家！我要去應付死老頭了，謝謝！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給喜歡吃雲林快樂豬全家餐的037！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8549946321196895282?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-17878023574729986822009-10-27T15:28:00.003+08:002009-10-27T16:14:10.098+08:00Thirty something！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Suapju-8uQI/AAAAAAAAIHE/iX0UZtdMB0k/s1600-h/%E8%97%9D%E6%82%B8.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 600px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Suapju-8uQI/AAAAAAAAIHE/iX0UZtdMB0k/s400/%E8%97%9D%E6%82%B8.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397187634822691074" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />今日欣逢阿不拉桑壽誕，特於此誠心祝賀，希望他家的奶酪和雞屎菌越賣越好，心情指數一年比一年更高。在此也祝他一路順風，前往東瀛尋訪廖喵的路途上一切平安。我想，廖喵必能善盡地主之誼，比照電視上日本旅遊美食節目那種，在桌上擺滿豐盛冒蒸氣的食物並且隨侍在側跪於一旁幫忙夾菜倒酒，吃到一半還會拿出Juno-G說說唱唱。雖然你們在黑皮的時候我已經回到禽獸連磨練心志──不是開大卡車載阿兵哥去買菜就是去捧星星的卵坲，沒有辦法透過Skype與你們越洋分享，不過我仍然期待阿不拉桑好好享受這趟難得的旅行，祝他生日快樂！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給阿不拉桑的甜心朋友０３７！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fGPTVRGqfeo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fGPTVRGqfeo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1787802357472998682?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-19617319726809091022009-10-24T11:55:00.002+08:002009-10-24T12:32:45.114+08:00３０ Early！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SuKDTyjbE4I/AAAAAAAAIG8/rt9xCJalqBA/s1600-h/twenty+nine.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 600px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SuKDTyjbE4I/AAAAAAAAIG8/rt9xCJalqBA/s400/twenty+nine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396019679554376578" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />昨夜，趁放假返家即刻上線致電東瀛，獻上敝人對廖喵的祝福，希望她能在邁入３０Early的２０末段感到平安喜樂。雖然，她因為另有朋友到訪不克在他人面前接受我的祝福（或許原因是我溫暖充滿磁性的聲音，可能會讓她友人誤會中華民國國軍皆是風度翩翩的潮男，而不是佔絕大多數發自內心彌漫暴戾之氣的丁丁吧！），不過意思到了，希望她<strike>好自為之</strike>好好地活下去，日日是好日！生日快樂！<br /><br />最後，再向大家報告一個消息，林北拿到大卡車駕照了，日後退伍若備齊檳榔和結冰礦泉水就可以到貨運行報到上工了。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給日後幾天都有機會與好好與本畫家相處的０３７！<br /><br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rXLE_0aruec&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rXLE_0aruec&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1961731972680909102?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-6688804424808546592009-10-03T11:32:00.003+08:002009-10-03T12:21:38.816+08:00中秋快樂兼心得報告<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SsbQ_xdFb3I/AAAAAAAAIG0/yglfqAVbvWE/s1600-h/%E8%A9%A9%E4%BB%99.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SsbQ_xdFb3I/AAAAAAAAIG0/yglfqAVbvWE/s400/%E8%A9%A9%E4%BB%99.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388223798221041522" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />各位喜愛聆聽華人地區最關鍵聲音的朋友，讓大家久等了，在此向諸位問候並稍稍報告本畫家這段時間雲遊的心情點滴。<br /><br />因為敝人現在的身份是位戰士，所以說話必須保守些。總體來看，這段啃饅頭的日子至此最大的心得就是「國軍靠得住，母豬會上樹」。這句話絕不是貶抑，因為在軍隊裡如果有長官要來督察，絕對可以創造出母豬上樹的景象。至於母豬為什麼要上樹？上樹要幹嘛？母豬上樹蘇不蘇福？那已經是另一個問題了！而當兵也讓我見識到許多聞所未聞的經驗，提高我的耐髒能力並使我的BMI下降許多（詳細數字請洽037）。<br /><br />我的另一個心得則是，「知識就是力量」。因為敝人那份在外氾濫如潮水的學歷，進到裡面變得光彩奪目。加上過去兩年勤加耕耘本部落格，培養出快速寫出言之有物心得文的能力。所以說，我成了文書小幫手，雖然我的key in速度很慢、excel很差都不打緊。因為我目前的主要業務就是每週交一篇阿里不答的文藝作品到國軍刊物上，這樣林北每週就都有榮譽假可以放。相信我，當別人只能週六早上０８：００走，你卻能週五１８：００回家，那種爽度是差很多的。而為了效率的關係，我以「新詩」充貨，這一點我覺得很對不起一直寫詩的阿不拉桑。因為我徹徹底底地認為我交的是一首又一首的臭詩，可是為求放假又沒辦法。我想這就是生活現實生活的難處吧！真的對我的文藝青年朋友很抱歉，竟是這樣的機緣與方式讓文字化為鉛字。簡言之，我以國軍刊物做為「華人地區最關鍵的聲音」的延續，只是改成寫臭詩而已。<br /><br />就先寫到這邊吧，下次見！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給得到典型流感的037！<br /><br /><object width="853" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k8W5rPGaL4E&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k8W5rPGaL4E&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="853" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-668880442480854659?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-35606952808473478532009-08-16T10:29:00.002+08:002009-08-16T10:49:35.796+08:00軍紀歌<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SodzrgOEH6I/AAAAAAAAICM/IV4mM5kh9OY/s1600-h/%E8%BB%8D%E5%A6%93.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 565px; height: 545px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SodzrgOEH6I/AAAAAAAAICM/IV4mM5kh9OY/s400/%E8%BB%8D%E5%A6%93.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370388271883100066" /></a><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J--VD5xdHGo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J--VD5xdHGo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />軍紀歌 何志浩詞 李中和曲<br /><br />國家有綱常，軍隊有軍紀，<br />軍紀是軍隊的命脈，以三民主義為根基。<br />三信心堅如鐵，上下團結成一體。<br />號令嚴明，服從第一，革命軍人要牢記。<br />戰陣有勇，無私無畏，戰鬥精神大無比。<br />國民革命軍，愛民如愛己。<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">北伐成功，抗戰勝利，關鍵在軍紀。</span><br />守軍紀鼓士氣，救國家，要克敵，<br />勝利把握一定在我們手裡。<br /><br />這兩個星期來，《軍紀歌》是我最常唱的一首歌，如果你願意動動腦的話，它充滿無比的興味。簡言之，歌詞告訴我們，軍紀非常重要，它是鞏固軍隊的中心，而且它是幫助中華民國政府軍打贏北伐和抗戰的大功臣。不過歌詞沒有唱出來的是，軍紀會不會也是「我軍日夜轉進千里，匪軍追趕不及」敗走寶島福爾摩莎的原因呢？<br /><br /><br />謹將本作獻給老闆要買一支HTC Pro2手機犒賞她的037！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9w7JaBOK9rI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9w7JaBOK9rI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3560695280847347853?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-44502035020704383522009-08-15T11:23:00.004+08:002009-08-15T11:45:18.148+08:00一切如幻亦如電<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SoYvOeJY2NI/AAAAAAAAICE/sqYu2rkBz_w/s1600-h/%E5%A6%82%E5%B9%BB%E4%BA%A6%E5%A6%82%E9%9B%BB.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 566px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SoYvOeJY2NI/AAAAAAAAICE/sqYu2rkBz_w/s400/%E5%A6%82%E5%B9%BB%E4%BA%A6%E5%A6%82%E9%9B%BB.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370031531343010002" /></a><br /><br /><br />我的37天監獄風雲夏令營至昨天算是過了三分之一，這是一個新鮮但不甚舒適的體驗，心中亦充滿許多感觸。<br /><br />我最大的體會是，國軍On Line中的一切都是拿來檢查用的。服儀、姿態、行止，甚至每日飲水量和今天有沒有大便、剪指甲都可以是檢查項目，實在是很有趣啊！我認為，每個人一生當中應該都當過一次兵，至於當兵的期限就到你痱子、濕疹長完一輪就好。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給昨日懇親於曾經屎流成河的茅房如廁的037！<br /><br />昨天我剛好想起Everyone's a V.I.P. to Someone這首歌，很應景。<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-0DbjSRIyAk&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-0DbjSRIyAk&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4450203502070438352?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-32000077406680812412009-08-09T21:15:00.004+08:002009-08-09T21:15:00.690+08:00壽誕<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SngDpxhMPcI/AAAAAAAAH_c/XLLCNfntVjg/s1600-h/ink.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 548px; height: 469px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SngDpxhMPcI/AAAAAAAAH_c/XLLCNfntVjg/s400/ink.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366042972214017474" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />昨天洗澡的時候，班長不小心看到我的３０公分，嚇了一大跳，所以今天他帶我去網咖，讓我好上網寫網誌。就來說說幾天來的所見所聞吧！<br /><br />這幾天軍旅的生活就像參加夏令營，每位大哥哥輔導員都很熱心，總是對我們再三叮嚀，噓寒問暖，簡直就當我們是沒爹娘的孩子一樣。又可能因為是武人的關係，底氣比較足，講話特別大聲，每句話我都聽得特別清楚，但是他們依然很有耐心，重覆重覆再重覆講過的東西，就跟《大話西遊》裡的唐三藏一樣。我想起齊傑克在《歡迎光臨真實荒漠》開頭講過的一個紅藍墨水的故事，我現在的日子和他說的一模一樣。在這裡的生活過的實在很好，一切都美妙極了：營站滿是貨品，宿舍床位又大又溫暖，鄰近的中正堂裡放映的都是無碼A片，這裡還有很多漂亮的女士官長等著跟你發生關係呢――但惟一可惜的是，這裡找不到紅墨水。<br /><br />對不起，上述都是我唬爛的，這是離家前就先寫好，我沒有逃兵，請大家不用擔心！我想說的是，雖然生日在軍營裡渡過，但慶幸的是今年生日不必再許同一個願望了！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給這幾天應該有大姐姐帶去吃好料的037！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sDrqo__H2ik&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sDrqo__H2ik&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3200007740668081241?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-38628211826017511982009-08-04T14:13:00.005+08:002009-08-04T17:14:05.709+08:00【重要公告】<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Snf3oljUJAI/AAAAAAAAH_U/hNQxIxf9_Ow/s1600-h/%E5%AE%89%E5%B1%85.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 536px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Snf3oljUJAI/AAAAAAAAH_U/hNQxIxf9_Ow/s400/%E5%AE%89%E5%B1%85.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366029757682295810" /></a><br /><br /><br />感謝大家的關心，林北明天將登入國軍On Line，展開一段為期１１個月的愛與勇氣之旅，所以本部落格更新時間亦會有所異動。不過這樣的好處是讓大家保持驚喜，可三不五時來此看看陸畫家又為你帶來什麼樣的最新資訊。<br /><br />希望各位在外能夠安居樂業過好老百姓的生活，陸畫家將在國防崗位上守護你們！<br /><br />大致如此，祝福我吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給華人地區最關鍵聲音的粉絲和陸畫家對外聯絡代理人037！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zLWni7-2NXw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zLWni7-2NXw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><br /><br />Ceremony真是一首很棒的歌！<br /><br />"Ceremony"<br /><br />This is why events unnerve me,<br />They find it all, a different story,<br />Notice whom for wheels are turning,<br />Turn again and turn towards this time,<br />All she ask's the strength to hold me,<br />Then again the same old story,<br />World will travel, oh so quickly,<br />Travel first and lean towards this time.<br /><br />Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown,<br />Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,<br />Watching her, these things she said,<br />The times she cried,<br />Too frail to wake this time.<br /><br />Oh I'll break them down, no mercy shown<br />Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,<br />Avenues all lined with trees,<br />Picture me and then you start watching,<br />Watching forever, forever,<br />Watching love grow, forever,<br />Letting me know, forever.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3862821182601751198?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-11891263639457268552009-08-03T21:48:00.004+08:002009-08-03T22:03:32.697+08:00豆漿濃<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnbtqI9wjWI/AAAAAAAAH50/2-zwGukPtvI/s1600-h/%E8%B1%86%E6%BC%BF%E6%BF%83.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 575px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnbtqI9wjWI/AAAAAAAAH50/2-zwGukPtvI/s400/%E8%B1%86%E6%BC%BF%E6%BF%83.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365737314275331426" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://news.chinatimes.com/2007Cti/2007Cti-News/2007Cti-News-Content/0,4521,50401400+112009080100200,00,focus.html">新聞</a>報導，專家研究發現，近２０年來口腔癌激增，罪魁禍首在於「口交」盛行！<br /><br />這則研究告訴我們：<br /><br />１．洨有毒，不可拿直接嘴巴接，會爛掉。<br /><br />２．龜頭呈三角、顏色鮮豔的大多很毒，萬萬不可挑釁牠，應速速離去。<br /><br />３．呈圓頭的有毒可能性較低，但是不排除中毒的可能性，也不應隨之起舞。<br /><br />４．為避免叮咬中毒，可在口中撒石灰以防萬一。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今日嚐到高廬經典枕頭牛排的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wajTVanbUKU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wajTVanbUKU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1189126363945726855?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-6272620201170802042009-08-03T00:09:00.003+08:002009-08-03T00:27:05.304+08:00看電視的孩子不會變壞<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnW-Rnx9zEI/AAAAAAAAH5s/dfYZ0khnKD0/s1600-h/%E9%99%AA%E6%88%91%E5%B9%B9%E9%9B%BB%E8%A6%96.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 600px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnW-Rnx9zEI/AAAAAAAAH5s/dfYZ0khnKD0/s400/%E9%99%AA%E6%88%91%E5%B9%B9%E9%9B%BB%E8%A6%96.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365403741027421250" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/rnews/article/SecID/103/ArtID/49872/IssueID/20090802">新聞</a>報導，印度政府為解決人口過多的問題，將提倡「多看電視少做愛運動」，以免芸芸眾生在晚間因無聊之餘動輒創造宇宙繼起之生命！據悉，為一勞永逸，有關當局將在電視節目中穿插諸多倒陽的畫面。目前洩露出的消息顯示，為屆滿十八歲的少年舉行老二放在鐵軌上碾過的成人式將是主秀。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今晚又吃到老二土雞城的０３７！<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8CPLNyopyOg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8CPLNyopyOg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-627262020117080204?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-15306843462580325112009-07-31T21:07:00.003+08:002009-07-31T21:24:17.410+08:00卡門<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnLwZfjhKCI/AAAAAAAAH5k/JefmIudrrz4/s1600-h/%E5%8D%A1%E9%96%80.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnLwZfjhKCI/AAAAAAAAH5k/JefmIudrrz4/s400/%E5%8D%A1%E9%96%80.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364614426909550626" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://news.chinatimes.com/2007Cti/2007Cti-News/2007Cti-News-Content/0,4521,110503+132009073100939,00,focus.html">新聞</a>報導，一名獨居老翁自行騎車半夜求診，為的不是別的，正是希望醫生能幫他移除卡在肛門裡滋滋作響的情趣棒，為夜半的急診室帶來些許微漾的氣氛。<br /><br />醫生說：「肛門是人類正常的排泄管道，保持通暢是維持健康的不二法門。」簡言之，肛門是拿來大便的，不是用來像花藝裡的劍山，負責插東西找樂子用的。不過，每個人在不妨礙別人的情況下，都有取悅自己的權利，只要記住不傷身就好。我相信獨居老翁也不想搞成這樣，一個閃著淚光的決定害他得騎車就診，在台灣顛簸的路面上徐徐前進！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今天吃到曜壽司的0３7！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iBU-MxydbWQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iBU-MxydbWQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1530684346258032511?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-64623871106049243942009-07-30T21:03:00.002+08:002009-07-30T21:13:04.025+08:00勇氣<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnGcL9EIGYI/AAAAAAAAH5c/0IEkYB--2GQ/s1600-h/%E9%81%94%E9%81%94%E7%9A%84%E9%A6%AC%E8%B9%84.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnGcL9EIGYI/AAAAAAAAH5c/0IEkYB--2GQ/s400/%E9%81%94%E9%81%94%E7%9A%84%E9%A6%AC%E8%B9%84.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364240360359336322" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://pic.people.com.cn/BIG5/42590/9744162.html">新聞</a>報導，活在這個世界上需要勇氣，尤其是種姓制度堅強的印度。一所小學，為了向來賓展示學生們英勇無比，舉行一場勇氣秀。主秀很簡單，就是孩童趴低伸直雙手，乖乖地讓班主任騎著野狼一二五從手上碾過去。可以想見，當這群孩子長大後的成人式會是什麼，很有可能就是弄直老二放在台上等聖牛一步步踏過。這或許便是印度神油發明的由來，哞～！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給工作職責是由老闆開車帶她逛夜市的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2kDS0hQ_YqQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2kDS0hQ_YqQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6462387110604924394?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-45077373321605217882009-07-29T22:30:00.003+08:002009-07-29T22:57:42.932+08:00變形金剛<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnBi5SqMITI/AAAAAAAAH5U/DTA_dCuNfE0/s1600-h/%E5%A4%A7%E5%A5%B6%E4%BF%AE%E8%BB%8A.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 467px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SnBi5SqMITI/AAAAAAAAH5U/DTA_dCuNfE0/s400/%E5%A4%A7%E5%A5%B6%E4%BF%AE%E8%BB%8A.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363895892599120178" /></a><br /><br /><br />近日，終於把《變形金剛》（Transformers)第一集看完，心裡有些感觸。<br /><br />１．變形金剛其實和聶小倩沒什麼兩樣，看到什麼物體能吸引人對它友好或是能躲過人的追蹤便能幻化為該類模樣，像是使了障眼法一樣。尤其它們來到地球第一眼望見什麼，就能變形成什麼。因為是在美國的緣故，所以幾乎都變成汽車或飛機。如果它們第一站到訪的是台灣，降臨在王功一帶，很可能變形金剛就會是以蚵寮或是蚵仔、蛤仔等形態變身，成為名符其實的蚌殼精！<br /><br />２．變形金剛是一部壯陽電影。萎靡沒人疼的阿宅因為偶然買部會變大變硬的車車，一夕之間就有Megan Fox可以把，彷彿吃了壯陽藥一樣，也實現了俥馬炮的定理。<br /><br />３．功夫片是請演員來打架，變形金剛是請機器人來打架。<br /><br />４．Megan Fox似乎是增高除斑身材進階版的琳賽羅涵，希望她能趕快推出類似冠希系列的照片！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給業務蒸蒸日上的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3T6vGCbhsDA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3T6vGCbhsDA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4507737332160521788?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-34072193650573233512009-07-28T20:15:00.003+08:002009-07-28T20:39:09.747+08:00Linda！Linda！Linda！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sm7w4fiA3aI/AAAAAAAAH40/fk0JNOZEgPo/s1600-h/%E5%A6%B3%E7%9A%84%E6%B2%89%E9%BB%98%E5%BD%B7%E5%BD%BF%E6%98%AF%E7%A8%AE%E6%87%B2%E7%BD%B0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 474px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sm7w4fiA3aI/AAAAAAAAH40/fk0JNOZEgPo/s400/%E5%A6%B3%E7%9A%84%E6%B2%89%E9%BB%98%E5%BD%B7%E5%BD%BF%E6%98%AF%E7%A8%AE%E6%87%B2%E7%BD%B0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363489059572342178" /></a><br /><br /><br />今日欣賞完Linda！Linda！Linda！，我相信這是一部拍得很到位的電影。它精確描繪出高中生畢業前夕，在外人眼中的無所事事其實心裡卻佔有無比巨大的體積，任何以現今眼光回望的屁大小事，都能夠引起一陣又一陣煩心。它讓我想起短暫的練團時光，重點不在練出什麼，而是一同瞎混打鬧。明顯地，電影忠實反映人生，長得漂亮的總是握有較多資源，長得像豬扒便只能靠自己。<br /><br />最後我想說的是，上台演出獲得掌聲的感覺真的很爽，希望大家都有機會嘗試！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給下一站可能是印尼的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZaredWomqLw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZaredWomqLw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3407219365057323351?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-87556688132979949072009-07-27T22:56:00.003+08:002009-07-27T23:18:37.618+08:00我回來了，感謝！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sm3EMo3YRKI/AAAAAAAAH4s/MGVcUfylwpo/s1600-h/%E6%84%9F%E8%AC%9D%E7%A5%AD.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 583px; height: 700px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sm3EMo3YRKI/AAAAAAAAH4s/MGVcUfylwpo/s400/%E6%84%9F%E8%AC%9D%E7%A5%AD.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363158452675298466" /></a><br /><br />這一趟短暫的台北國出訪之行算是結束，謝謝大家的招待。<br /><br />其他的就不多說了，那就繼續保持連繫吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給臨走前又外帶一個珠麗月大批薩的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7jxPoJNfM4s&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7jxPoJNfM4s&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8755668813297994907?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-2869973606328323622009-07-23T22:59:00.003+08:002009-07-23T23:23:46.790+08:00【公告】<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Smh_J2ejqKI/AAAAAAAAHzY/RJS2baItc4I/s1600-h/Room18%E6%90%96%E6%B1%A0%E9%87%91%E6%AF%8D.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 567px; height: 700px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Smh_J2ejqKI/AAAAAAAAHzY/RJS2baItc4I/s400/Room18%E6%90%96%E6%B1%A0%E9%87%91%E6%AF%8D.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361675163603806370" /></a><br /><br />各位，本週末陸畫家將進行投筆從戎前最後的酒池肉林之旅，目的地為「台北國」，瑤池金母０３７亦會在週六深夜（週日凌晨）自菲律賓合眾國搭乘商務艙前來參與。我們將下榻在台北大學<br />、捷運中山國中站一帶，預定週一午前起駕回鑾。故週日下午至回鑾起程前可供北部信眾前往參拜，請善男信女留意。因瑤池金母明早起代天巡守至菲律賓，若有任何需商請０３７化解的問題（譬如說婆婆不乖、老公機八之類的），可自明日早上七時起，電洽陸畫家代為預約。<br /><br />欽此！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給迎向凱撒第一場戰役的０３７！<br /><br />※明日起連休三天，謝謝！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/48c7R8kG4tU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/48c7R8kG4tU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-286997360632832362?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-35091342566244825322009-07-22T21:22:00.003+08:002009-07-22T21:46:57.337+08:00日頭赤炎炎<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmcXlTZwzyI/AAAAAAAAHzQ/K-mFBgv1LhE/s1600-h/%E5%A4%AA%E9%99%BD%E8%85%8E%E8%99%A7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 454px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmcXlTZwzyI/AAAAAAAAHzQ/K-mFBgv1LhE/s400/%E5%A4%AA%E9%99%BD%E8%85%8E%E8%99%A7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361279811038793506" /></a><br /><br /><br /> 吾詩已成。<br /> 無論是大神的震怒，<br /> 還是山崩地裂，<br /> 都不能把它化為無形。<br /><br />今天是特別的一天，我選在八百年一次的重度日蝕辦離校，領畢業證書。終於，劃上一個句點。我日後可以很驕傲地對子孫說，我畢業那天，天空沒有落紅雨，也沒有飄六月雪，只不過是２１世紀最長的日蝕罷了，那是天公伯給我的賀禮。果然無論是大神的震怒，還是山崩地裂，都不能把我的畢業證書化為無形。我的論文將靜靜地躺在書架上，等待有緣人翻閱。<br /><br />日頭赤炎炎，我揮汗如雨來到多年前首次造訪以為是間大型精神病院的校園，領到一張我朝思慕想的紙。不過心裡卻沒有太多喜悅，因為天氣很熱，我又濕了！<br /><br />這份論文的完成得感謝很多人，我該說想說的應該都在文章裡說完了，我會在接下來未入伍前盡可能的將紙本或是電子檔送到各位手上，希望大家會喜歡。謝謝各位多年來的厚愛！<br /><br />大致就是這樣，我畢業了，有畢業證書為證！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給幫助本論文完成居功厥偉的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9AuhTr2AAQQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9AuhTr2AAQQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3509134256624482532?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-8214848028570856932009-07-22T00:24:00.001+08:002009-07-22T00:26:12.497+08:00忙今天實在太忙了，明天再來好好說說吧!<br /><br />謹將本作獻給工作越來越上手的037!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-821484802857085693?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-69514492246808189282009-07-20T20:44:00.003+08:002009-07-20T20:59:38.404+08:00腎虧<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmRqGSE2x7I/AAAAAAAAHzI/3mgLhsY0drk/s1600-h/%E8%85%8E%E8%99%A7%E6%B2%92%E8%97%A5%E9%86%AB.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmRqGSE2x7I/AAAAAAAAHzI/3mgLhsY0drk/s400/%E8%85%8E%E8%99%A7%E6%B2%92%E8%97%A5%E9%86%AB.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360526112641697714" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.espnstar.com.tw/news/basketball/2009/0719/167730.htm">新聞</a>報導，移動長城姚明因傷有退出籃壇的危險，即將動手術希望延續運動生命，但大西洋彼端所謂的中醫專家卻提出不同見解，他們認為動刀是治標不治本，因為姚明的問題在「腎虛」！對，亞洲第一位NBA選秀狀元竟然「腎虧」！<br /><br />希望姚天王可以像萌萌一樣站起來，不要當個硬不起來的男人，被當成東亞病夫。<br /><br />腎虧實在是個好用的名詞，什麼病都可以往上掛，姚明有那樣的同胞還需要敵人嗎？<br /><br />謹將本作獻給收到謝辭的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wfp5M8UGsE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wfp5M8UGsE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6951449224680818928?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-63133797054264404672009-07-19T20:30:00.000+08:002009-07-20T20:43:32.614+08:00旗山之旅<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmRmL4Po3TI/AAAAAAAAHzA/qEkBGsIPo6M/s1600-h/%E9%A3%9F%E8%95%89%E5%A5%BD%E8%80%B6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmRmL4Po3TI/AAAAAAAAHzA/qEkBGsIPo6M/s400/%E9%A3%9F%E8%95%89%E5%A5%BD%E8%80%B6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360521810740305202" /></a><br /><br />今日攜家赴旗山一遊，天氣很熱，在枝仔冰城吃了隻香蕉雪糕。雖然說，打狗市區也吃的到，不過在蕉城吃蕉就是不一樣。<br /><br />旗山老街是一條菜市場，如果你不是附庸風雅喜歡逛老房子的其實可以不必去了，傳統菜市場的樣子差不多一樣。但是如果你是去完別處途經旗山，到是可以在旗山文化園區，也就是舊鼓山國小休息一下，那邊的感覺很舒服，廁所很乾淨。<br /><br />最後，若你是一個愛吃冰的人，回程可在旗山糖廠停一下吃根冰棒或是冰淇淋，你會有種全新的感受。因為在那兒吃冰，就像在巴西里約熱內盧的貧民窟裡吃冰，我相信你從來不曾在垃圾堆吃過冰吧？快去試試吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今日與九層塔一同出遊的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZMzI5jAttKw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZMzI5jAttKw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6313379705426440467?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-47145263213931263502009-07-18T20:52:00.004+08:002009-07-18T21:14:35.901+08:00P.S I Love You！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmHKUD1klFI/AAAAAAAAHy4/kBRy4EeCrx4/s1600-h/%E6%88%91%E6%84%9B%E6%96%AF%E5%B7%B4%E9%81%94.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 516px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmHKUD1klFI/AAAAAAAAHy4/kBRy4EeCrx4/s400/%E6%88%91%E6%84%9B%E6%96%AF%E5%B7%B4%E9%81%94.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359787477523797074" /></a><br /><br /><br />日前有幸與037共同欣賞這部溫馨的愛情小品，劇情鋪陳透過一段又一段的小遊戲接起，可以說是愛情版的「奪魂鋸」，值得大家一看！如果你想見識斯巴達王和百萬寶貝是如何談戀愛，看這部片就對了。<br /><br />裡面有段情結值得一提，那就是斯巴達王體貼遺孀的方式就是安排另一位像自己的人來搞自己老婆。所以照這樣推論，如果妳的老公是武松，他死後妳還能再得到另一個武松。不過如果妳的老公是武松他哥，妳的人生就能搜集到兩個武大郎了！恭喜妳！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今日被賣西瓜的稱讚像漂亮洋娃娃的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZaredWomqLw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZaredWomqLw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4714526321393126350?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-80998324641044789082009-07-17T21:24:00.002+08:002009-07-17T21:24:01.151+08:00酒肉穿腸過！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmBwe0GFPjI/AAAAAAAAHyw/bBDrWjOpipI/s1600-h/%E5%AD%95%E5%A9%A6%E5%82%98%E5%85%B5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 582px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SmBwe0GFPjI/AAAAAAAAHyw/bBDrWjOpipI/s400/%E5%AD%95%E5%A9%A6%E5%82%98%E5%85%B5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359407231253429810" /></a><br /><br /><br />今日里幹事來訪，給了我一張上面有大大花媽官印的紙，它告訴我8.5號要記得在打狗火車站前報到，總之看到一堆光頭Cosplay《監獄風雲》就上前相認便不會錯，而那張紙叫「兵單」。<br /><br />我的營區離家不是很遠，它在「酒肉穿腸過，猴子新中坐」的台南新中。歡迎大家屆時懇親來探我，我會試圖說服Cosplay《監獄風雲》的同梯們，看看願不願意學菲律賓受刑人跳《Thriller》給大家看！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給臨時改到下星期再出訪菲律賓的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDfoNXP8b-4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDfoNXP8b-4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8099832464104478908?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-19392069019650750262009-07-16T22:22:00.003+08:002009-07-16T22:37:33.766+08:00失戀陣線聯盟<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sl86b9fCVdI/AAAAAAAAHyo/XUnkXOVjymA/s1600-h/%E6%AC%A0%E5%A5%B3%E5%84%AA%E9%AD%82%E4%B9%8B%E5%A4%B1%E6%88%80%E9%99%A3%E7%B7%9A%E8%81%AF%E7%9B%9F.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 800px; height: 800px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sl86b9fCVdI/AAAAAAAAHyo/XUnkXOVjymA/s400/%E6%AC%A0%E5%A5%B3%E5%84%AA%E9%AD%82%E4%B9%8B%E5%A4%B1%E6%88%80%E9%99%A3%E7%B7%9A%E8%81%AF%E7%9B%9F.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359066333629797842" /></a><br /><br />隨著草蜢再度來台活動，當年那首膾炙人口的《失戀陣線聯盟》又在電視上播起。哼唱之間，忽然有種不同於懵懂兒時的體悟，原來這首歌說的竟是一個類似於聊齋倩女幽魂式的鬼故事。也就是說，原來愛上女鬼春風一度後在荒煙蔓草中醒來就會是歌詞描寫的那樣。<br /><br />試看：<br /><br />她總是只留下電話號碼<br />從不肯讓我送他回家<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">（她住異魔界，別去煩她！）</span></span><br />聽說你也曾經愛上過她<br />曾經也同樣無法自拔<br /><br />你說你學不會假裝瀟灑<br />卻教我別太早放棄她<br />把過去全說成一段神話<br />然後笑彼此一樣地傻<br /><br />我們這麼在乎她卻被他全部抹煞<br />越疼她越傷心永遠得不到回答<br />到底她怎麼想應該繼續猜測嗎<br />還是說好全忘了吧<br /><br />找一個承認失戀的方法<br />讓心情好好地放個假<br />當你我不小心又想起她<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />就在雞雞裡劃一個 X<br /><br />就在雞雞裡劃一個 X<br /><br />就在雞雞裡劃一個 X<br /><br />恰～恰～恰！！！</span><br /><br />謹將本作獻給明天要前往菲律賓面見當地楚瑜、標哥之類喊水會結凍的地方人士的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kLAV6ecpANM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kLAV6ecpANM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1939206901965075026?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-74486262194875364882009-07-15T20:35:00.002+08:002009-07-15T21:09:18.123+08:00有錢人和你真的不一樣！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sl3Uv3PrwSI/AAAAAAAAHyg/MLgnYTWKwF0/s1600-h/%E5%8D%A1%E7%B7%8A%E3%84%8B%E3%84%9F.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 520px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sl3Uv3PrwSI/AAAAAAAAHyg/MLgnYTWKwF0/s400/%E5%8D%A1%E7%B7%8A%E3%84%8B%E3%84%9F.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358673050389430562" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://showbiz.chinatimes.com/2009Cti/Channel/Showbiz/showbiz-news-cnt/0,5020,110511+112009071500051,00.html">新聞</a>報導，名媛貴婦孫芸芸的老北──孫道存，日前娶了小他三十二歲的嫩妹。她同時也是孫先生過去同窗的千金。雖然比不上楊振寧博士82歲阿公娶28歲曾孫來得勁爆，但也算出人意表。目前甚至傳出，孫先生搞大對方肚子，但是孫先生的前任紅粉知己卻跳出來宣告他早已結紮，應該是生不出什麼東西來才對！<br /><br />這則新聞告訴我們，有錢人真的和你不一樣。已經綁起來的東西，竟然還有辦法逆流而上漏出來，就像Michael Scofield不管再怎麼關，都能越獄一樣。其實這整件事早已有跡可尋，因為如果有錢人真的和普通人一樣，欠下十億八億早捏爆卵葩自盡了。可是有錢人畢竟和普通人不一樣，即使搞到公司破產，坑殺投資人一屁股錢，依然可以談笑風生，闊氣把妹，一個換一個。所以說，各位這輩子就平淡日子平淡過吧，下輩子投個好胎當有錢人！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給光憑臉上一股善氣就有主管請吃帕莎狄娜義大利麵的037！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L92H5k9Fk_w&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L92H5k9Fk_w&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7448626219487536488?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-77566504261027390072009-07-14T16:57:00.002+08:002009-07-14T17:17:56.806+08:00我愛妳！I Love You！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlxM9bDgrAI/AAAAAAAAHyY/aEjKGq9WITg/s1600-h/play+station+i+love+you.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 527px; height: 600px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlxM9bDgrAI/AAAAAAAAHyY/aEjKGq9WITg/s400/play+station+i+love+you.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358242274782260226" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090714/art_id/31782970">新聞</a>報導，創意無限的英國研究又提出新發現，將資本主義萬物對價化發展到極限，它告訴我們對人說句「我愛妳」等同中了價值871萬元台幣的彩券，而祝人「身體健康」則更值960萬元台幣。但不知是否下面這兩句連在一起說引來負債累累與永世不得翻身的聯想，講出「做愛」和「有小孩」只各值560萬和658萬台幣。<br /><br />當然，說出「我愛妳」固然值錢，可是若被人聽到是說給狐狸精或小狼狗聽卻有可能反欠下一屁股債，甚至有出人命的危險。所以，三思而後行，愛要怎麼說可是門大學問！<br /><br />陸畫家愛你們！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給煩惱該如何在只比自己老15歲的新同事面前樹立老鳥風範的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jQxXtqj62MY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jQxXtqj62MY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7756650426102739007?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-69905289550567257442009-07-13T20:48:00.003+08:002009-07-13T20:59:23.256+08:00國軍昂賴！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Slsu7ecghSI/AAAAAAAAHyQ/42bvrd9QRxk/s1600-h/%E5%9C%8B%E8%BB%8Don+line.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Slsu7ecghSI/AAAAAAAAHyQ/42bvrd9QRxk/s400/%E5%9C%8B%E8%BB%8Don+line.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357927781007131938" /></a><br /><br />今日大致確定，林北將在下月五號加入空軍健兒的行列！<br /><br />濁水溪以北的朋友，快存好銀兩，月底前本畫家要來酒池肉林了！<br /><br />各位祝福我吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給又有可能在本週末入住菲律賓馬尼拉麗池卡爾登酒店的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wrLGgYMw9jg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wrLGgYMw9jg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6990528955056725744?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-34085706112486699732009-07-12T22:42:00.001+08:002009-07-12T22:59:40.082+08:00○ ㄕ/ 工 ！？<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sln6E7CIymI/AAAAAAAAHxY/rYmr-0llbwo/s1600-h/%E5%A5%B4%E9%9A%B8%E9%8A%80%E8%A1%8C.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 466px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sln6E7CIymI/AAAAAAAAHxY/rYmr-0llbwo/s400/%E5%A5%B4%E9%9A%B8%E9%8A%80%E8%A1%8C.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357588194206992994" /></a><br /><br />今日與037外出，偶然間在路邊牆上漆有「○ ㄕ/ 工」三個大字，下邊還有一組七位數的神奇號碼，令人想起這是否為一組通往母體的密碼。再仔細一想，Morpheus找的應該是如Neo一般救世主的角色，怎麼會無緣無故要找「痾屎工」呢？母體欠水肥栽培嗎？一定要大便又粗又長的才能去嗎？<br /><br />即便這份工作如此奇怪，但我知道景氣不好，或許還是有人需要它。請有意爭取的朋友私下詢問我這組號碼為何，說不定你能痾出一條人生的康莊大道！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今日與陸畫家共享砷雞塊的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HUXc_XR0vik&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HUXc_XR0vik&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3408570611248669973?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-574793940847144532009-07-11T20:26:00.001+08:002009-07-12T22:42:09.814+08:00有朋自遠方來<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sln1upLUmdI/AAAAAAAAHxQ/_aYlC6iimCI/s1600-h/%E9%BA%A5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 349px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sln1upLUmdI/AAAAAAAAHxQ/_aYlC6iimCI/s400/%E9%BA%A5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357583413410044370" /></a><br /><br /><br />昨夜阿不拉桑掏出肉金首嘗高鐵初體驗，風塵僕僕自台北國的哈林區──「三重」南下打狗探望陸畫家，盛情可感。不可或缺的，自然是鎮安宮菜市場前的台灣第一家鹹酥雞。可惜當天老闆有點失手，炸的太乾了。不過在友情以及兩罐MINE和三瓶台啤的浸潤下，亦是十分可口。<br /><br />隔日在成男生菜粽，榕園餡餅粥和旺角黑砂糖挫冰中，愉快地踏上歸途。我想這就是打狗的熱情和美食軟實力！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給被Canon G10拍出很多masterpiece的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fQdueyVyUWw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fQdueyVyUWw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-57479394084714453?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-55381446569942484842009-07-10T21:04:00.001+08:002009-07-12T22:26:33.812+08:00拔罐<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlnyZIal4pI/AAAAAAAAHxI/548zbAT7vDM/s1600-h/%E6%8B%94%E7%BD%90.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 566px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlnyZIal4pI/AAAAAAAAHxI/548zbAT7vDM/s400/%E6%8B%94%E7%BD%90.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357579745303585426" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090709/art_id/31771952">新聞</a>報導，丈夫與姘頭被老婆抓姦在床，兩人赤裸且身上充滿啾來啾去的紫紅色瘀青，但泰山崩於前面不改色，出軌的丈夫宣稱他們可沒有交換體液，而是正在「互相拔罐」。不過檢方透露，現場完全沒有拔罐器材。我們可以合理懷疑，令身上產生瘀青和發出啵啵、啪啪響的聲音極有可能是人體器官所為。<br /><br />這件事告訴我們，除了炒飯之外，你還有更多的代號可供與伴侶分享，而「拔罐」是個貼切的形容詞。但是你要注意的是，切記不要把過大、過燙的東西硬塞到罐子去，罐子會破掉！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給再度品嚐達文郡義大利麵的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ojo-S53EKqc&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ojo-S53EKqc&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5538144656994248484?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-34310462199376365532009-07-09T17:51:00.002+08:002009-07-09T18:35:13.543+08:00喝酒誤事<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlXHtZ15ANI/AAAAAAAAHw0/o1EurVksvf8/s1600-h/%E9%8B%B8%E6%87%B6%E8%B6%B4%E5%A5%BD%E7%97%9B.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlXHtZ15ANI/AAAAAAAAHw0/o1EurVksvf8/s400/%E9%8B%B8%E6%87%B6%E8%B6%B4%E5%A5%BD%E7%97%9B.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356406914672034002" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090707/art_id/31765519">新聞</a>報導，杯底毋通飼金魚，喝酒毋通種蕃薯，對於30公分起跳的鄉民更不要興致一來便開始鋸木頭。一位德國鄉民就因為酒醉後開啟電鋸裁木頭，於是將自己的青春小鳥放風吹，一寸河山一寸血的鋸下來了。<br /><br />這則新聞告訴我們，德國鄉民的老二不容小覷，想想看一腳站地、一腳踏木材的姿勢竟能順勢把老二鋸下來，就代表牠能長到和木材置於同一平面。換言之，這位德國鄉民和黑人一樣都是能「頂你個肺」的狠角色。所以說，不幸中的大幸應該是，他即便鋸掉一段東西，但是因為本錢厚也能安然渡此餘生了！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給天天中餐都能和打狗溫生蠔一同吃飯的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDfoNXP8b-4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDfoNXP8b-4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3431046219937636553?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-54241693228725377102009-07-08T22:05:00.001+08:002009-07-08T22:24:39.461+08:00只有維尼！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlSryoqVy3I/AAAAAAAAHvM/vjg7bV-3AMQ/s1600-h/%E8%90%BD%E9%AB%AE%E7%B6%AD%E5%B0%BC.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlSryoqVy3I/AAAAAAAAHvM/vjg7bV-3AMQ/s400/%E8%90%BD%E9%AB%AE%E7%B6%AD%E5%B0%BC.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356094743247178610" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://news.chinatimes.com/2007Cti/2007Cti-Rtn/2007Cti-Rtn-Content/0,4526,110106+112009070701709,00,focus.html">新聞</a>報導，亞洲紅星聶小倩據傳不堪感情之苦，在學猴多年後落髮為尼遁入空門，令萬千粉絲扼腕。私底下已展開大規模連署，預計月中前往蘭若寺絕食抗議，要求黑山姥姥「還我小倩、停止羈押」。這是既西方巨星麥可傑克遜回火星後，再次震撼演藝界的消息。<br /><br />聽說小倩近年來感情不順，暴飲暴食以致身型走樣，有迪士尼紅星小熊維尼的味道。如今傳出小倩剃度出家，不知水果日報會不會在不久的將來登出小倩「落髮維尼」、「出家維尼」、「剃度維尼」等不同維尼造型的獨家相片呢？<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今天大快朵頤墨西哥菜的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FsX1x98_X1g&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FsX1x98_X1g&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5424169322872537710?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-50801638952267951172009-07-07T18:00:00.002+08:002009-07-07T18:19:31.656+08:00出去走走<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlMg8OEr0KI/AAAAAAAAHtA/K1hOpE7ZsSs/s1600-h/%E9%9B%B7%E5%85%AC%E5%88%B0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlMg8OEr0KI/AAAAAAAAHtA/K1hOpE7ZsSs/s400/%E9%9B%B7%E5%85%AC%E5%88%B0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355660600815636642" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090707/art_id/31765869">新聞</a>報導，前台中市長張溫鷹之母因為被神明託夢要求粉面換金身，所以在未知會廟方的情況下就抱走三尊神像去佛具店做神明SPA，經調閱監視器才發現原來是張媽媽帶祂們出去玩，引來一場虛驚以為神像遭人綁架。<br /><br />未告知廟方便帶神像出走實在有點怪怪的，雖然事後有送回，但是張前市長的反應也很奇怪，她說：「媽媽不解明明是好意，為什麼大家都怪她？氣得整天把自己關在房子裡。」好像其他人都在瞎操心。這件事情也讓我感覺到，我常常被1000元上面的四個小朋友和地球儀託夢，他們希望經由我之手把暫厝在別人錢包裡的鈔票花掉，好讓他們可以四處旅行培養國際觀。他們告訴我，玩盡興了他們就會回來，請不用向我追討或是追問他們去了那邊！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給吃完的便當盒放在桌上就自然會變成乾淨的便當盒的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/On87yuc3wbM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/On87yuc3wbM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5080163895226795117?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-52042910212732762372009-07-06T19:29:00.002+08:002009-07-06T20:31:58.874+08:00打狗是個福地<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlHulNg9rhI/AAAAAAAAHmk/RaqO9DP3srw/s1600-h/%E8%8A%B1%E5%AA%BD.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 573px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SlHulNg9rhI/AAAAAAAAHmk/RaqO9DP3srw/s400/%E8%8A%B1%E5%AA%BD.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355323754970721810" /></a><br /><br /><br />打狗是個福地，來過一趟之後就像Open將跳的轉轉舞一樣，開運福氣一直來。譬如說，本來在找工作的，現在開始得煩惱究竟要挑那一間公司去上班；今年升高三的，明年暑假就要煩惱到底要帶那些東西搬進台大宿舍，會有像小池徹平的工友等著我嗎？<br /><br />所以說，打狗是個好地方，歡迎所有困頓期待加油充電的人到此一遊！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給待客如親的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HsrzvACqeVE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HsrzvACqeVE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5204291021273276237?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-53091173780670261692009-07-06T00:33:00.000+08:002009-07-06T00:34:23.621+08:00公休今日去了趟美濃，很黑皮。<br /><br />公休一日，謝謝!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5309117378067026169?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-486452729574453322009-07-04T23:38:00.002+08:002009-07-05T00:05:23.257+08:00一切都是命！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sk98ukGzuFI/AAAAAAAAHek/UJMTTomSDlk/s1600-h/%E9%96%8B%E9%81%8B%E7%A6%8F%E5%BA%A7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 545px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sk98ukGzuFI/AAAAAAAAHek/UJMTTomSDlk/s400/%E9%96%8B%E9%81%8B%E7%A6%8F%E5%BA%A7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354635621374867538" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090703/1/1mdo8.html">新聞</a>報導，因為葉門航空空難事件存有一倖存生還者，引來眾人討論飛機上是否有著「福座」的問題。這也就是說，飛機上是否有著個超幸運的座位，不管飛機怎麼翻來覆去，坐上的人總能活著回來，而且連中七次樂透考試還考一百分！<br /><br />關於上述問題，飛航專家並無明確答案。只能說，天公伯想幹嘛就幹嘛，只要祂想幹嘛，沒人能擋得了祂。所以說，對於福座何在的問題，我專業的意見是「南無阿彌陀佛，北有北海福座」。朝淡金北海岸方向前去，你就能找到人生最佳的福座（不過錢要帶夠喔！）。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給與真假姐妹和溫生蠔的帥氣朋友們一同出遊的０３７！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OLSUm3QmY3E&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OLSUm3QmY3E&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-48645272957445332?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-2112864709280460462009-07-03T20:16:00.003+08:002009-07-03T20:16:01.001+08:00國共之間<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkzwH8l8kbI/AAAAAAAAHeE/TUw-rRRHE94/s1600-h/%E8%B1%86%E5%B9%B2%E5%8E%9D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 501px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkzwH8l8kbI/AAAAAAAAHeE/TUw-rRRHE94/s400/%E8%B1%86%E5%B9%B2%E5%8E%9D.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353918076351713714" /></a><br /><br /><br />昨晚聽朋友談起我在426領地唸中醫的好朋友，他是位有趣並且特勤部隊出身懷有絕技的人。偶然間，他看到同住宿舍且是解放軍退伍返鄉再進修的同學，起床後老老實實地摺起棉被，疊成方方正正的豆腐干。我朋友興之所至，也在鄰床疊起另一塊豆腐干，並分別指著兩床棉被說「國、共」。他大笑三聲後翩然離去，徹底展現寶島台灣的軟實力，樂勝！<br /><br />我很欣賞其中的幽默，原來國共之間除了招牌不同，幹得似乎都是同一件事！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今日姐妹團聚的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_X7m7xFVJw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_X7m7xFVJw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-211286470928046046?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-42085026895487535672009-07-03T01:07:00.003+08:002009-07-03T01:16:08.010+08:00恭喜夫人，賀喜夫人！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkzrFY1dmwI/AAAAAAAAHd8/21N4k94V_rk/s1600-h/%E7%96%BC%E6%83%9C%E5%B0%8F%E6%9C%8B%E5%8F%8B.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 550px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkzrFY1dmwI/AAAAAAAAHd8/21N4k94V_rk/s400/%E7%96%BC%E6%83%9C%E5%B0%8F%E6%9C%8B%E5%8F%8B.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353912534835239682" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />深獲老闆寵幸，加派數位小朋友進駐薪資戶頭充人氣，吃泡麵能夠多加顆蛋了，可喜可樂。<br /><br />因為今晚出門交際應酬，晚了點報上喜訊，希望諸位見諒。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給加官晉爵的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cDo-fAsPRJs&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cDo-fAsPRJs&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4208502689548753567?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-88964833143906041582009-07-01T19:10:00.001+08:002009-07-01T19:29:46.816+08:00有借有還再借不難<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SktISZqnZXI/AAAAAAAAHd0/-98TAxnW410/s1600-h/%E5%85%A7%E8%A1%A3%E5%A4%A7%E7%9B%9C.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 583px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SktISZqnZXI/AAAAAAAAHd0/-98TAxnW410/s400/%E5%85%A7%E8%A1%A3%E5%A4%A7%E7%9B%9C.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353452063024440690" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090701/art_id/31751028">新聞</a>報導，打狗地區一名在外租屋獨居的女性發現內衣褲不翼而飛，但過幾天後又會出其不意的在家裡出現，經裝設攝影機後才發現不是家中鬧鬼，而是有變態鄰居跑進來偷內衣褲。變態鄰居宣稱，他偷女用內衣褲是「自己要欣賞」，欣賞完了就會拿回來放，再帶不同款式的走；據猜測，他可能是想用馬眼好好欣賞鑑定一下市面女用內衣褲材質，是否含有黑心成份。所以，當他說偷的第二套因為「弄髒了」只好丟棄垃圾堆，很可能就是用眼過度，讓淚水沾濕了衣裳，不克奉環。<br /><br />這則新聞告訴我們，除了向人借錢是有借有還再借不難外，借鄰居的內衣褲欣賞亦能比照辦理！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今日出公差幫老闆買手機的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-1ZNrRFUW5M&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-1ZNrRFUW5M&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8896483314390604158?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-84477993702407980492009-06-30T20:00:00.008+08:002009-06-30T20:40:34.153+08:00高潮今天來了嗎？<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkoGIw0qzSI/AAAAAAAAHds/6ELAL7pz6ac/s1600-h/%E9%AB%98%E5%B7%A2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 550px; height: 726px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkoGIw0qzSI/AAAAAAAAHds/6ELAL7pz6ac/s400/%E9%AB%98%E5%B7%A2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353097854697786658" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090627/art_id/31742747">新聞</a>報導，大陸地區最牛的官員姓名票選結果出爐，冠軍得主是浠水縣國家稅務局局長──「操高潮」。有這麼牛屄的名字，操局長他媽一定很高興。因為名字好聽易記，任職單位長官必定印象深刻，進而督促操局長每天都兢兢業業，深怕長官問起「高潮今天來了嗎」？不知操局長他媽當年又是基於什麼樣的緣由為寶貝兒子取名的呢？<br /><br />聽說操局長在台灣也有些親戚，不曉得是不是叫「操其邁」呢？<br /><br />謹將本作獻給獨當一面負責挑選面試新人的037！<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="請按這裡用 Adblock Plus 封鎖此物件" class="abp-objtab-08026902510611689 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/TRU6tQdyYqQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TRU6tQdyYqQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TRU6tQdyYqQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8447799370240798049?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-12832506785075533392009-06-29T23:31:00.003+08:002009-06-29T23:47:21.427+08:00六月新娘<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkjgnOhvMGI/AAAAAAAAHdE/3ITE1KcwQp0/s1600-h/%E5%85%AD%E6%9C%88%E6%96%B0%E5%A8%98.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 550px; height: 800px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkjgnOhvMGI/AAAAAAAAHdE/3ITE1KcwQp0/s400/%E5%85%AD%E6%9C%88%E6%96%B0%E5%A8%98.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352775121648955490" /></a><br /><br /><br />終於，成為六月新娘。我的人生邁入下一個階段，完成這幾年來不斷期盼的願望。<br /><br />今天，六月二十九號，總算嫁出去了。<br /><br />我把論文嫁給今天前來面試的口委，她們看這個媳婦還算滿意，稱讚她屁股大很會生，一面看一面流口水。<br /><br />謝謝今天和長期以來為我加油打氣的朋友，我口試過了，我的作品將是貨真價實的masterpiece！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給勞苦功高全程陪伴的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DUW3uSDtT3A&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DUW3uSDtT3A&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1283250678507553339?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-43267573371720459682009-06-28T20:26:00.001+08:002009-06-28T20:38:26.789+08:00不意外<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkdkC32SNgI/AAAAAAAAHc8/OdKdm0fesFI/s1600-h/%E6%89%93%E7%8B%97%E8%AD%B0%E5%93%A1%E5%86%8D%E9%80%A0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkdkC32SNgI/AAAAAAAAHc8/OdKdm0fesFI/s400/%E6%89%93%E7%8B%97%E8%AD%B0%E5%93%A1%E5%86%8D%E9%80%A0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352356682667275778" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090626/78/1ly5g.html">新聞</a>報導，檢調單位搜查打狗地區議員辦公室，因多位議員涉嫌找來人頭戶浮報議員助理費，有詐領之嫌。人頭助理的實際身份無奇不有，明明是打狗議員的助理，偏偏在外地工作，甚至有多位是中風臥床、只有國小學歷甚至是不識字的。<br /><br />這讓人懷疑新聞報導是否有誤？因為光憑打狗市議員本身的問政水準和出席率，你告訴市民們議員自己其實是中風臥床、只有國小學歷甚至是不識字的，大伙必定一點都不感到意外。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給明日要陪陸畫家御駕親征的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DoV0eVt_KxU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DoV0eVt_KxU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4326757337172045968?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-46803751041921226462009-06-27T20:08:00.003+08:002009-06-27T20:31:19.707+08:00懶搔吧，火鳥！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkYQvss6NeI/AAAAAAAAHcY/y3Km5YpToTA/s1600-h/%E5%8D%8A%E5%A5%97.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 416px; height: 800px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkYQvss6NeI/AAAAAAAAHcY/y3Km5YpToTA/s400/%E5%8D%8A%E5%A5%97.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351983618815833570" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090626/art_id/31739347">新聞</a>報導，打狗地區情色史又邁入新的境界，一間家庭推拿店掛羊頭賣狗肉，以一小時1200元的代價提供半套性服務，也就是用打手槍的方式幫客人出火。該店的特別之處在於，她們打手槍的技法別出心裁，獨創以搔揉睪丸的絕招讓客人達到快感，號稱十秒鐘保證出火。警方戲稱，「這家是『搔睪丸』半套店！」<br /><br />這則新聞告訴我們，一技傍身終生受用。想想看，雖然表訂價1200/小時，可是花十秒鐘搔個懶趴就解決原需一小時的工作，換算成秒薪也就是一秒120元，多好賺！所以說，勿以搔懶而不為，它和送行者一樣都是幫助人登上極樂世界的工作！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給嚐到牛肉南瓜盅的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xm0ACrn7LLg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xm0ACrn7LLg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4680375104192122646?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-85690026281615265162009-06-26T21:51:00.003+08:002009-06-26T22:24:32.018+08:00Jackson, Go Home！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkTZJRm2k_I/AAAAAAAAHcQ/CYhVCZtVjqo/s1600-h/MIB.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 521px; height: 440px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkTZJRm2k_I/AAAAAAAAHcQ/CYhVCZtVjqo/s400/MIB.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351641010591405042" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://showbiz.chinatimes.com/2009Cti/Channel/Showbiz/showbiz-feature-cnt/0,5115,112009062600509,00,focus.html">新聞</a>報導，一代天王麥克傑克森（Michael Jackson）駕鶴西歸，得年五十，令歌迷們痛惋。<br /><br />我想起，若干年前的一個暑假到親戚家小住。我那不成材的堂兄，拖我一起欣賞他自己已經看過好幾遍的麥克傑克森錄影帶，看完才能出門打籃球。雖然我沒有因為一捲錄影帶就成為他的粉絲，我的堂兄也沒有學成月球漫步，不過我真的認為他是個了不起的人才。對於他的離去，037和我都看得很開，因為我們都覺得麥克只是在地球欠下太多債和玩了太多小男童，被MIB暫時趕回外太空去了！宣稱心臟病發身亡，也只是MIB對外的托詞。我相信不久的將來，麥克會乘願再來。但在此之前，外星小生物的屁股可能要夾緊一點了！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給與溫生蠔一同漫步星光碼頭的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AnFXrebe6ck&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AnFXrebe6ck&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8569002628161526516?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-22762709894152628162009-06-25T20:27:00.003+08:002009-06-25T20:43:23.988+08:00吃到飽<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkNw1nhHtMI/AAAAAAAAHcI/76cP6bm9Mt4/s1600-h/eat+to+die.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkNw1nhHtMI/AAAAAAAAHcI/76cP6bm9Mt4/s400/eat+to+die.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351244848689558722" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.nownews.com/2009/06/22/350-2467892.htm">新聞</a>報導，景氣不好，吃到飽正夯。你相信嗎？現在連嫖妓都可以吃到飽喔！<br /><br />新聞轉述：<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">德國現在為了因應客人想要吃到「俗擱大碗」的心態，推出了「性愛吃到飽」方案，收費在70至100美元(折合新台幣約2千6百元至3千3百元)間，以進場時段的不同作為收費區隔，消費者可以跟數量不限的女子做愛。</span><br /><br />看到了嗎？如果你沒辦法像葉問一樣站上武道館對著鬼子說「我要打十個！」，至少你可以到德國妓院說「我要嫖十個！」，報當年八國聯軍入北京和割地賠款的恥辱。這告訴我們，馬劉政府若要性工作業除罪化，是可以考慮提出此一優惠打響第一炮，並且提案與德國交流合作，讓台灣趕緊國際化與世界接軌。<br /><br />性愛吃到飽，隔壁的藥房生意一定會更好！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給運用善氣勸服不得她歡心的同事滾蛋的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TSdeDJUxF-0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TSdeDJUxF-0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2276270989415262816?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-78388338367830607042009-06-24T18:15:00.002+08:002009-06-24T18:35:13.095+08:00人要衣裝，佛要金裝<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkIBJR9vnPI/AAAAAAAAHbg/WyVEfC57_DY/s1600-h/%E8%80%81%E8%A1%A8.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 523px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkIBJR9vnPI/AAAAAAAAHbg/WyVEfC57_DY/s400/%E8%80%81%E8%A1%A8.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350840566222396658" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090623/art_id/31729858">新聞</a>報導，誰說南部是文化沙漠？誰說南部人的品味低下？告訴你，打狗地區比丘尼的時尚嗅覺可是尊爵不凡，可以分出「伯爵錶（PIAGET）」和「蕭邦錶（Chopard）」的差異，她能悠遊於大立精品館細細品味頂級工藝的璀璨光華，穿僧服、選名錶真是太黑皮了！誰說師父是出世的呢？正因為她對眾生有愛，所以入世地教導我們如何選名錶過生活，完全一片佛心，我們要感恩啊！<br /><br />坦白說，打狗地區還蠻愛以出家人Cosplay打扮從事塵世工作。譬如說，我們有頂著光頭穿和尚袍晚上在電台開講的市議員，也有穿僧服挑一隻十七萬起跳的名錶比丘尼。所以說，打狗地區品味出眾其來有自。不知道那位比丘尼有沒有大立VIP停車證呢？<br /><br />謹將本作獻給上班時間忙到沒機會把網誌寫完的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bbNh4CS9Cns&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bbNh4CS9Cns&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7838833836783060704?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-91736042489454325462009-06-23T21:37:00.003+08:002009-06-23T21:55:55.265+08:00綠壩─腦內分析第一品牌<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkDenQVTAWI/AAAAAAAAHbA/1Wv_PlrfDnA/s1600-h/%E7%B6%A0%E5%A3%A9.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 680px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SkDenQVTAWI/AAAAAAAAHbA/1Wv_PlrfDnA/s400/%E7%B6%A0%E5%A3%A9.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350521123296706914" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090622/art_id/31727245">新聞</a>報導，明辨是非的火眼金睛，老大哥的至愛武器，號稱能過濾所有網路上不良訊息的「綠壩」軟體下月一號起將安裝在所有426的新電腦裡邊。眾所不知的是，綠壩除了能過濾很黃很暴力的網頁外，它還有一項最先進的腦內分析功能。這也就是說，光憑一張照片，它就能判讀出照片中的主角是否思想不正確，充滿暴戾之氣，將破壞神州大陸內的和諧。舉例來說，日前的軟體Demo已經告訴我們，下列幾位人物因為精虫上腦，被讀出是色情圖片，被嚴格禁止在426的網路流通。他們分別是：胡錦濤、鄧小平和毛澤東。<br /><br />黨說的話，絕對不會錯的！綠壩攔下的，絕對不是無辜的！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給吃Lotus餅乾吃得很開心的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eUEicOpchH4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eUEicOpchH4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-9173604248945432546?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-36243929344446284602009-06-22T17:19:00.003+08:002009-06-22T18:11:38.104+08:00性愛高手騷味濃<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sj9YkmEk2tI/AAAAAAAAHa4/6MgHswU0X8g/s1600-h/%E5%B1%8E%E7%89%B9%E6%BF%83.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 554px; height: 800px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sj9YkmEk2tI/AAAAAAAAHa4/6MgHswU0X8g/s400/%E5%B1%8E%E7%89%B9%E6%BF%83.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350092268057713362" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090622/art_id/31727299">新聞</a>報導，一名公公不滿媳婦幫自己兒子織頂又大又舒服的綠油油帽子，於是在明信片上寫下既像生活隨筆又像是詩的語言，寄給合力織帽的合作伙伴。他像是村上春樹一樣寫道：<br /><br />「<span style="font-style:italic;">自90年尾聲至今，蒙長期照顧，給她滿足、幸福、快樂，世代交替時節，好貨色大家分享，自拍精彩節目也該亮相吧！騷猛絕配，一炮雙響─喔！喔！哎唷，寶貝好可愛唷！帥呆啦！兩個孩子的媽，經驗豐富，騷味夠濃，喔，喔，讚讚讚，你們性愛圈高手，選在車上嘿咻！彈性佳，有節拍，有冷氣，又是上班時間，不發錢，薪水照領，好逍遙喔！高享受，主管又支持，造福員工，功德無量，期待往後多侍候，她免成流鶯，感恩。</span>」<br /><br />這一闕辭以「性愛高手騷味濃」為題名，讓人想起螢幕上還有位高手中的高手也很濃，他是「洛基高手屎特濃」。<br /><br />當然，公公寫了這種露骨的東西，被媳婦告判拘役30天也是很合理的。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今天不絲湖的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/72InGjVRpDA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/72InGjVRpDA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3624392934444628460?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-91244110995631178282009-06-21T22:02:00.003+08:002009-06-21T22:37:15.526+08:00搞不好是別人的<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sj5E6-pJjVI/AAAAAAAAHaw/AZyi-xkJ18k/s1600-h/%E7%9C%9F%E7%8C%A9%E6%8F%9B%E5%9A%BC%E8%8A%B9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 554px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sj5E6-pJjVI/AAAAAAAAHaw/AZyi-xkJ18k/s400/%E7%9C%9F%E7%8C%A9%E6%8F%9B%E5%9A%BC%E8%8A%B9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349789187401420114" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://showbiz.chinatimes.com/2009Cti/Channel/Showbiz/showbiz-news-cnt/0,5020,110511+112009062100037,00,focus.html">新聞</a>報導，台灣天后阿妹勇敢承認與一個打籃球的選手相戀，稱不排斥結婚和挺著肚子開唱，結果那個打籃球的何守正回應記者詢問，他說：「她沒說是誰的啊？搞不好是別人的！」<br /><br />這句話很有深意，言下之意似是告訴我們老子的可都是搞得好的！很會搞的！沒有搞好，那就很有可能是別人的！<br /><br />堂堂台灣天后，竟予人一種真心換絕情之感，難怪SBL票房每況愈下。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給吃到珍珠丸子的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ShXHW_FrlM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ShXHW_FrlM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-9124411099563117828?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-29052443336168528472009-06-20T18:02:00.003+08:002009-06-20T18:29:11.827+08:00要三毛，給五十六塊！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjy5myqpBSI/AAAAAAAAHao/nz39IHLZV5c/s1600-h/%E6%98%9F%E6%98%9F%E5%A0%86%E6%BB%BF%E5%A4%A9.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 527px; height: 600px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjy5myqpBSI/AAAAAAAAHao/nz39IHLZV5c/s400/%E6%98%9F%E6%98%9F%E5%A0%86%E6%BB%BF%E5%A4%A9.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349354533496096034" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090618/art_id/31718232">新聞</a>報導，比利時一名少女因為嚮往威風凜凜的米其林三星人，於是想藉刺青師之手在臉上刺上三顆星星。但是一覺醒來，卻發覺刺青師週年大放送，一刺刺上五十六顆，成為比利時第一位臉上有五十六顆星星刺青的星星人。<br /><br />這起事件告訴我們，一、刺青時請勿睡覺；二，該名少女應該有付不小的臉龐，否則怎能容納五十六顆星星，比五星上將還多；三，送上門不用錢的最貴，尤其是要三毛給五十六塊的時候！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給一面吃冰一面欣賞本畫家跑步英姿的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BQ7yyLmtzuU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BQ7yyLmtzuU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2905244333616852847?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-82814148896737568332009-06-19T21:53:00.002+08:002009-06-19T22:09:25.153+08:00曬衣禁止<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjub51Ol5fI/AAAAAAAAHaQ/ORd7Hc3IujQ/s1600-h/%E6%9B%AC%E8%A1%A3%E6%96%B0%E6%B3%95.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjub51Ol5fI/AAAAAAAAHaQ/ORd7Hc3IujQ/s400/%E6%9B%AC%E8%A1%A3%E6%96%B0%E6%B3%95.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349040400275727858" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090617/78/1leqc.html">新聞</a>報導，七月將近，打狗將舉辦世界都在看的世運會，於是市長花媽下令，「近日內將展開全面勸導，呼籲世運會舉辦前後，民眾不要對著街道晾曬衣物」。<br /><br />對於此項規定，市民們有許多不同意見。就勞苦大眾的觀點，即便是阿媽大內褲、破洞四角褲都是辛苦血汗錢買的，為什麼就不能曬出來呢？這是歧視弱勢嗎？難不成非得要維多利亞的秘密，或是正夯的鮑葉仔──C字褲才能給外國的朋友瞧一瞧嗎？是嫌我們的內衣褲不好看見不得人嗎？不對著街道曬，那你要我們對著那裡曬呢？曬衣物不是基本人權嗎？<br /><br />可見衣物曬與不曬之間，可是個大問題呢！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給生平第一次加班到八點的037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CPMIXk-ipT0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CPMIXk-ipT0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8281414889673756833?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-76842951150956761822009-06-18T22:06:00.003+08:002009-06-18T22:21:46.154+08:00福壽與天齊<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjpMvbGA1rI/AAAAAAAAHaE/iu_qKviac68/s1600-h/%E6%99%AE%E5%A4%A9%E5%90%8C%E6%85%B6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 572px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjpMvbGA1rI/AAAAAAAAHaE/iu_qKviac68/s400/%E6%99%AE%E5%A4%A9%E5%90%8C%E6%85%B6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348671885066426034" /></a><br /><br /><br />今天適逢037芳華25壽誕，普天同慶，天降甘霖，打狗眾生均沾法喜。<br /><br />海內外的信徒紛紛朝貢，收禮收到手軟，爽！<br /><br />希望年年25歲的生日都能這樣。<br /><br />敬祝，生日快樂！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給明天早餐是打包今晚Friday's吃不完的牛肉三明治的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ieJ8B_sGYQE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ieJ8B_sGYQE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7684295115095676182?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-88259877301122971222009-06-17T21:09:00.003+08:002009-06-17T22:09:47.937+08:00四腳獸<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjj44fw9V7I/AAAAAAAAHZ4/v4jCAnc_pOA/s1600-h/%E5%9B%9B%E8%85%B3%E7%98%A6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 483px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjj44fw9V7I/AAAAAAAAHZ4/v4jCAnc_pOA/s400/%E5%9B%9B%E8%85%B3%E7%98%A6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348298206985672626" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090615/78/1l9qv.html">新聞</a>報導，打狗地區近來傳出中學生放學後搶佔公園廁所打炮，讓阿公阿媽等上半小時四腳獸退散後才有便所用的人倫慘劇。不過，根據阿公阿媽的證詞也透露何不食肉糜和吃不到葡萄說葡萄酸的觀點，譬如說：<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">小情侶在廁所裡做些什麼事，大家都心知肚明，卻讓「大人們」很不解。民眾說，公廁再怎麼乾淨，也一定會有「異味」，就算要有進一步的親暱舉動，也可以去飯店、汽車旅館，「搞不懂這些小孩子怎麼可以在公廁裡窩那麼久的時間」。<br /></span><br /><br />如果小情侶有那麼多錢當然會選擇去有八爪椅的地方，誰會那麼有雅興喜歡聽阿公下棋聲打炮呢？所以，教育單位因應需求，應該提供小情侶旅館補助費，解決外傭幫阿公阿媽洗拉屎在褲子上的問題，這應該也算是種蝴蝶效應吧！<br /><br />另外，還提到：<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">民眾觀察後發現，長時間佔用廁所的，大多是附近幾所學校的學生情侶，學生們下課後先到公園散步，再趁機「窩」進廁所裡，然後一待就是好幾十分鐘。</span><br /><br />時間算得那麼仔細，想必很有可能耳朵貼在門上聆聽何謂青春肉體碰撞的聲音，說不定還敲著象棋打拍子呢！<br /><br />關於上述，我有個相交多年的好友很有經驗。<br /><br /><br />謹將本作獻給明天就要過25歲生日的037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i8-tYFRF9A0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i8-tYFRF9A0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8825987730112297122?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-6719299485998470422009-06-16T18:21:00.003+08:002009-06-16T18:39:12.921+08:00母豬賽貂蟬<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjd1xFyAP7I/AAAAAAAAHZw/pekk8FVwY50/s1600-h/%E8%B3%BD%E8%B2%82%E8%9F%AC.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 600px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sjd1xFyAP7I/AAAAAAAAHZw/pekk8FVwY50/s400/%E8%B3%BD%E8%B2%82%E8%9F%AC.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347872568751701938" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090612/78/1l4hf.html">新聞</a>報導，屏東地區發生一起殘忍的雙屍命案，經確認後是兩名女屍，她們是一對母豬。<br /><br />養育她們成材的豬爸爸表示，「她們的屁股兩側皮肉紅腫，現場遺留一個空保險套盒，警方調閱附近監視器後，發現有壯碩黑人影進出豬舍，不排除「母豬」遭「人」侵害，甚至性侵。」<br /><br />世風日下，人心不古，誰的心那麼狠連豬也不放過。不過懇請民眾在悲憤之餘，切莫因為錄影帶中出現壯碩黑人影，就直覺想到嫌犯是能夠「頂你個肺」的黑人。那會是一種種族歧視，歐巴馬會很不高興！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給進入暖壽階段的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XHC3dGkewcg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XHC3dGkewcg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-671929948599847042?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-28971163508016943422009-06-15T20:13:00.003+08:002009-06-15T20:50:46.819+08:00C字褲<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjZC3t_R9CI/AAAAAAAAHZo/10M0s__etn0/s1600-h/%E9%AE%91%E8%91%89%E4%BB%94.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 521px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjZC3t_R9CI/AAAAAAAAHZo/10M0s__etn0/s400/%E9%AE%91%E8%91%89%E4%BB%94.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347535132554294306" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/art_id/31709603/IssueID/20090615">新聞</a>報導，丁字褲不再稀奇，因應熱浪來襲台灣業者引進歐美最夯的「C字褲」，希望身材曼妙的女性多多選購。至於有個如Queen Latifah般肥屁股的朋友，妳可以把錢省下來捐給老、殘、窮，因為應該沒什麼人想看肥臀怪獸吃內褲。<br /><br />我認為，引進這種火辣的內褲，應該也要配上個好記的在地化名字。想來想去，不如比照檳榔，就叫它「鮑葉仔」好了！很青喔！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給進入暖壽階段的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OsGayJBod04&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OsGayJBod04&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2897116350801694342?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-6331388793193972402009-06-14T20:09:00.002+08:002009-06-14T20:29:58.333+08:00多喝水沒事<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjTs50OCTmI/AAAAAAAAHZg/oHaYsirliVY/s1600-h/%E6%B0%B4%E5%96%9D%E5%A4%9A.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 600px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjTs50OCTmI/AAAAAAAAHZg/oHaYsirliVY/s400/%E6%B0%B4%E5%96%9D%E5%A4%9A.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347159135609835106" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/art_id/31705848/IssueID/20090613">新聞</a>報導，有名女濟公誆騙信徒消災解厄的法寶，就是喝下十數罐到數十罐她加持過的大悲咒水。女濟公很有cost down的概念，她的大悲咒水就是平均每罐四元的家樂福自有品牌礦泉水，一瓶賣信眾50元。不曉得要是進大潤發的大姆指品牌礦泉水，會不會更便宜，利潤更高？<br /><br />面對這種叫人多喝水沒事，沒事多喝水的神棍，與其求她不如信仰<a href="http://www.wretch.cc/blog/Imwaterman">Waterman</a>，多喝水多做好事！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給平常偶爾也會做點好事的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DrTDnM_OMlM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DrTDnM_OMlM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-633138879319397240?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-72102139922414894042009-06-13T22:50:00.003+08:002009-06-13T23:18:23.346+08:00嘩啦啦<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjPA_M_qW3I/AAAAAAAAHZY/IxA_6KIPlgg/s1600-h/%E6%91%94%E8%A7%92%E7%8E%8B.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 572px; height: 800px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjPA_M_qW3I/AAAAAAAAHZY/IxA_6KIPlgg/s400/%E6%91%94%E8%A7%92%E7%8E%8B.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346829374671444850" /></a><br /><br /><br />今天雨下的很大，通常下那麼大的雨都不是什麼好事情。蔣光頭在一片雷雨聲中走了，而如今摔角王綠寶石飛瀑怒濤──<a href="http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%B8%89%E6%BE%A4%E5%85%89%E6%99%B4">三澤光晴</a>（みさわみつはる；Misawa Mitsuharu）也在擂台上心臟停止，向大家永遠說再見了。<br /><br />所以說，梅雨天出外問題多，留在家中最好！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今天剪瀏海的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FFwRy0QahKA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FFwRy0QahKA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7210213992241489404?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-61802881014858675692009-06-12T21:36:00.003+08:002009-06-12T22:08:04.256+08:00國宴2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjJhBk9WtPI/AAAAAAAAHZQ/ziuGZhtUorE/s1600-h/%E5%8D%81%E5%85%A8%E8%80%81%E4%BA%BA.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 602px; height: 800px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjJhBk9WtPI/AAAAAAAAHZQ/ziuGZhtUorE/s400/%E5%8D%81%E5%85%A8%E8%80%81%E4%BA%BA.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346442387370980594" /></a><br /><br />今日假漢來大飯店宴會廳舉行菲律賓共和國獨立111年國慶晚宴，本人如期赴約，完全沒有見到任何菲籍正妹。感覺上就像去吃喜酒，大家都穿得很盛重，但是因為新人是枯木逢春的阿公阿媽，所以見到正妹的機率趨近於零。<br /><br />不過，國宴菜色尚算精緻，是43樓海港自助餐的精選版。值得一提的是，除了英式烤牛肉，也就是放一大塊像樹幹的牛肉，有專人負責不停的切切切外。還提供菲律賓著名的烤乳豬，同樣也是一頭豬趴在桌上，有專人負責不停的切切切，蠻嫩的，但也挺肥的。依本畫家每道菜都吃過一輪的心得，有道冷盤起士牛肉卷倒挺不錯，另外還有無限供應的燻鮭魚，若配上自行夾取的卡門貝爾起士包在一起也不賴。我覺得的最讚的還是國宴用酒，沒記錯的話是woodbridge的紅酒，雖然不是驚為天人的好喝，不過在這種大眾場合無限暢飲已經是件樂事了！敝人總計喝了兩杯紅酒、兩杯白酒，白酒風味清新，等037把相機帶回來再看看選的是那家酒廠。<br /><br />最後，可以稍微提一下的是文化果然是層層疊疊積累出的產物。我們都知道西班牙人殖民過菲律賓，也知道中國人很早就和菲律賓有貿易往來，但是你一定不知道西班牙佛朗明哥舞配上乾隆頭上那頂尖尖像陀螺的帽子，就是在地化的菲律賓佛朗明歌舞，比哥爸妻夫好吃跳的好太多了！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給見完世面就得趕高鐵回家見娘面的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WjaRmVimXK8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WjaRmVimXK8&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6180288101485867569?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-5581682649993678522009-06-11T18:31:00.003+08:002009-06-11T20:12:01.679+08:00國宴<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjDzm0Y72mI/AAAAAAAAHZI/67GxxGKNFyg/s1600-h/%E5%9C%8B%E5%AE%B4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SjDzm0Y72mI/AAAAAAAAHZI/67GxxGKNFyg/s400/%E5%9C%8B%E5%AE%B4.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346040605912586850" /></a><br /><br /><br />托037的福，明日此時敝人將參加生平第一場國宴酒會，備感榮幸。國宴的主人不是台灣國，也不是中華民國，而是厝邊頭尾的好朋友，阿公阿媽的好幫手──菲律賓共和國（Republika ng Pilipinas）立國111週年是也。衣香鬢影，杯觥交錯，倚著吧台輕啜一口冒泡的香檳或是Dry Martini搭配<strike>烏魚子</strike>魚子醬，配著我矇矓的眼神、欷歔的鬚根散發層淑男倫的魅力，噢～林北就是電影裡的007！<br /><br />面對如此盛大的場面，我已做好被眾使節拱上台現場揮毫賜畫的準備。先在此祝菲國國運昌隆，我要去把出席的短褲和殺豬刀好好燙一燙、磨一磨了！等我明天回來再向諸位報告心得吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給神通廣大帶敝人我去見世面的037！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g5RZOf4QhkY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g5RZOf4QhkY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><br /><br />可能是最棒的菲律賓團！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-558168264999367852?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-26010296403048886562009-06-10T20:13:00.002+08:002009-06-10T20:40:34.649+08:00私房菜<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Si-pmBAdG7I/AAAAAAAAHZA/cl10yQ_2I_g/s1600-h/%E9%9D%92%E6%98%A5%E7%9A%84%E8%82%89%E9%AB%94.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Si-pmBAdG7I/AAAAAAAAHZA/cl10yQ_2I_g/s400/%E9%9D%92%E6%98%A5%E7%9A%84%E8%82%89%E9%AB%94.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345677753282534322" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/rnews/article/ArtID/45820/IssueID/20090610/SecID/103">新聞</a>報導，香港警方破獲一起掛龜頭賣人肉的假菜館事件，表面上是一間餐廳，但實際上卻是提供「色慾私房菜」，讓未成年少女坐檯陪酒。據聞，該間餐廳的招牌菜僅有一味，那就是生鮮鮑魚，號稱是熟客們的最愛！<br /><br />這件事情告訴我們，港仔也是相信吃幼齒補眼睛這一套，蠻齷齪的！<br /><br />僅將本作獻給受邀參加菲律賓駐台辦國宴晚會的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B4itzHRpltQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B4itzHRpltQ&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2601029640304888656?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-86889197518456091632009-06-09T19:46:00.003+08:002009-06-09T20:17:59.780+08:00兒歌<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Si5SU9QcjUI/AAAAAAAAHY4/_wsjtQD6BoU/s1600-h/%E4%BB%A4%E4%BA%BA%E6%88%B0%E6%85%84%E7%9A%84%E5%85%92%E6%AD%8C.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 554px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Si5SU9QcjUI/AAAAAAAAHY4/_wsjtQD6BoU/s400/%E4%BB%A4%E4%BA%BA%E6%88%B0%E6%85%84%E7%9A%84%E5%85%92%E6%AD%8C.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345300327729761602" /></a><br /><br /><br />日前有幸探望友人何徐氏，以及她的犬子何徐人。過程當中，有子在手的時候完全充滿母性光輝，令人肅然起敬。想起去年此時，何徐人還在羊水裡游泳當爸媽的小花童，現下已經會瞪大眼睛看著爸爸玩表面上是買給他但其實是自己要玩的玩具。<br /><br />何徐氏在哄何徐人的時候說了句話，讓我想通一個道理，那就是你會唱的兒歌永遠比你想像的還欠缺。這也就是說，歌到哄兒方恨少，你把會唱的歌都哼完，他老兄不是哭聲還沒止住，就是仍不肯睡覺，而且老娘已經很累想要家暴了！我想通的是，為什麼兒歌的歌詞常常是沒有道理，不合邏輯的。原因很簡單，因為兒歌的對象是孩兒，孩兒是不跟你講道理的。並且，唱兒歌往往都已經是精疲力竭需要喝蠻牛的時候，我很懷疑神智不清的狀態下，你又能唱出什麼鳥蛋呢？所以，兩隻老虎中一隻沒眼睛，一隻沒有尾巴，卻仍然可以跑得很快就是這個道理。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給目睹何大官人玩軌道小車車的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VNs3xDLzIHA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VNs3xDLzIHA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8688919751845609163?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-90174517982413134552009-06-08T20:21:00.002+08:002009-06-08T20:32:52.302+08:00速讀<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Si0Ex68HuSI/AAAAAAAAHYw/PY3RCMZgekU/s1600-h/%E5%AE%BF%E6%AF%92.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 462px; height: 800px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Si0Ex68HuSI/AAAAAAAAHYw/PY3RCMZgekU/s400/%E5%AE%BF%E6%AF%92.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344933588440168738" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090608/art_id/31690988">新聞</a>報導，民眾行駛高速公路發現鄰道車主天賦異稟，竟能一面時速百公里駕車，一面閱讀置於方向盤上的小說，邊讀邊翻頁，只差沒拿螢光筆畫重點，非常悠哉。相信該名駕駛下一步欲挑戰的就是駕車做數獨。<br /><br />這告訴我們，歹灣郎文化底蘊深厚，人人有書唸，人人愛看書，駕車亦不放棄為自己充電的機會。在高速公路上駕車看小說，真可謂「速讀」的最高境界！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給沒有調薪的正職員工037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2bCYeTWlLmo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2bCYeTWlLmo&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-9017451798241313455?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-58555145872309123772009-06-07T20:03:00.002+08:002009-06-07T20:20:58.618+08:00一針救失業<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiuwaLAb_MI/AAAAAAAAHYo/jRLQHljmaiM/s1600-h/%E6%A9%A1%E7%9A%AE%E4%BA%BA%E9%AD%AF%E5%A4%AB.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 466px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiuwaLAb_MI/AAAAAAAAHYo/jRLQHljmaiM/s400/%E6%A9%A1%E7%9A%AE%E4%BA%BA%E9%AD%AF%E5%A4%AB.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344559346482937026" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090607/art_id/31688446">新聞</a>報導，金融海嘯擊垮失業者信心，日前美國維吉尼亞州一間診所提供「肉毒桿菌素紓困」（The Botox Bailout）專案，免費讓前50名失業者施打除皺的肉毒桿菌素，還予以求職建議，希望能藉此重建失業者的求職信心。依療程市面行情價每次300至500美元計算，真可謂打到賺到！<br /><br />不知道聰明的台灣醫界，是否也將起而效尤提出在地化、歹灣化的整形救信心義診專案呢？開放前五十名失業者免費入珠，後五十名免費乳暈漂紅，還請來大師教授九九神功！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給吃飽睡、睡飽吃令人稱羨的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UKvPdg8uGkY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UKvPdg8uGkY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5855514587230912377?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-87763281827864511212009-06-06T20:20:00.002+08:002009-06-06T21:11:42.393+08:00爽翻天！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sipq6EruFCI/AAAAAAAAHYg/VxGpUfazvqc/s1600-h/%E4%BA%BA%E7%94%9F%E4%B8%83%E5%8D%81%E7%88%BD%E7%BF%BB%E5%A4%A9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 479px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sipq6EruFCI/AAAAAAAAHYg/VxGpUfazvqc/s400/%E4%BA%BA%E7%94%9F%E4%B8%83%E5%8D%81%E7%88%BD%E7%BF%BB%E5%A4%A9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344201453750588450" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090605/19/1kpri.html">新聞</a>報導，老牌功夫明星曾出演《追殺比爾》（Kill Bill）的大衛卡拉定（David Carradine）在泰國身亡，死因是DIY窒息式打手槍爽到升天，向世人宣示了一代宗師應有的典範。這告訴我們，連白眉都殺他不了的大衛卡拉定，只有自己才能殺死自己。<br /><br />至於他是如何升天的呢？據目擊者轉述：「<span style="font-style:italic;">他的脖子綁著一條繩子，另一條繩子綁在性器官上，兩條繩子綁在一起，掛在衣櫥裡面。根據這些情況，我們無法確定他是自殺，他也可能是死於自慰。</span>」<br /><br />你想想，已經古稀之年仍有此雅興的絕對是個狠角色。只能說，爺爺有練過，但是還是掛了，小朋友千萬不要學！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今日以蔡依林7-11上海代言人造型上班的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LzLYi3_CkWM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LzLYi3_CkWM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8776328182786451121?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-2034884611090103232009-06-05T22:39:00.002+08:002009-06-05T23:07:17.404+08:00明星的滋味<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sik0ir6_8SI/AAAAAAAAHYY/OhzhAp0agC0/s1600-h/%E7%88%AC%E7%89%86.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 448px; height: 800px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sik0ir6_8SI/AAAAAAAAHYY/OhzhAp0agC0/s400/%E7%88%AC%E7%89%86.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343860203362185506" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ttv.com.tw/098/06/0980602/09806029064908L.htm">新聞</a>報導，為了解決學生中午喜歡翻牆出外覓食的問題，全國首屈一指的明星高中──建國中學將開放午間學生自由外出，吃飽吃爽了再回來。從此教官不用再頂著大太陽在圍牆邊扶著爬牆學生噓寒問暖，學生也不用再擔心卡其褲被磚牆磨破褲襠，可謂是雙贏局面。<br /><br />不過，可不是每校學生都有像建中般的明星待遇，唸書唸輸人你就是得忍受教育體制內的官僚鳥氣。我相信在全台各個角落，應該都還有著如我國中般一堆莫名其妙的蠢規定，譬如說穿個踝部上下高度的短襪就得記過，鞋子鞋帶不是全白便得至訓導處報到，更不用提什麼叫出外用餐。<br /><br />俗話說的好，「飽暖思淫慾」。建中為學生解決完用餐自由的問題後，下一個很可能就是如何處理愛打手槍的毛病。至於學校會不會開放某個時段讓學生能夠在校盡情揮灑，這就有待集思廣益了！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給和打狗溫生蠔一起吃了四種口味pizza的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XZcI1lVFjrI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XZcI1lVFjrI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-203488461109010323?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-25135935597468206722009-06-04T18:13:00.004+08:002009-06-04T18:52:58.362+08:00八八六十四<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiemBPUI6gI/AAAAAAAAHX0/g2N8k5_NUhc/s1600-h/426.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 483px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiemBPUI6gI/AAAAAAAAHX0/g2N8k5_NUhc/s400/426.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343422023119464962" /></a><br /><br /><br />二十年前，我為了要買一捲錄音帶陪我娘親上菜市場，那是個菜市場裡還可以做起唱片行生意的年代，那捲錄音帶叫《歷史的傷口》。<br /><br />後來，家裡多了一台幸福牌伴唱機，你可以在播放任何喜歡的錄音帶的同時，打開它的評分功能插上麥克風跟著一起唱，唱完後會顯示分數。不過，顯然評分標準與歌藝無關，而是與分貝有關。但是我仍然唱得很高興，不時透過它模仿各種現實生活或是史前時代的野獸叫聲，當然家裡有客人的時候更會不吝與他們分享《歷史的傷口》。我後來悟到一個道理，你只要聲音大一點，別人就會認為比較應該聽你的。誰的聲音大，就該聽誰的，就像幸福牌伴唱機的給分機制一樣。<br /><br />今天是六四，426在二十一世紀的聲音特別大，大到不讓我們連Verycd，大到中華民國在台灣的報紙都不怎麼敢談相關議題，而且還要幫阿六仔美言好幾句。BBC中文網上有篇王丹的<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/chinese/trad/hi/newsid_8070000/newsid_8079000/8079061.stm">訪談</a>，訪談下邊是讀者回應，回應的內容見證了腦殘的深度。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給迫不及待想聽陸畫家唱《歷史的傷口》的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YXBkDiQvWwI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YXBkDiQvWwI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2513593559746820672?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-59227633949565545962009-06-03T20:17:00.005+08:002009-06-03T20:40:13.513+08:00無限迴圈<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiZuylLDZqI/AAAAAAAAHXs/qySJuID4qJw/s1600-h/%E8%9A%8A%E9%A6%99.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 630px; height: 548px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiZuylLDZqI/AAAAAAAAHXs/qySJuID4qJw/s400/%E8%9A%8A%E9%A6%99.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343079823172658850" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://udn.com/NEWS/NATIONAL/NATS6/4936157.shtml">新聞</a>報導，體育教授提供減肥新招，只要備好運動選手專用的「肌內效貼布」，以肚臍為圓心成螺旋狀貼在您的大肚皮上，就能有效消除您的鮪魚肚。不過醫師們則表示目前樣本數不足，且沒有嚴謹的科學實驗報告，仍有待商榷。<br /><br />雖然醫界對此仍無定見，但已有諸多民眾躍躍欲試，想在自個兒肚皮上貼個大蚊香。亦有民眾表示，貼貼布不見得真能消除鮪魚肚，而是看著自己肚皮的螺旋圖形，望著望著就發暈，有種催眠的功效，所以也記不得腰圍到底有幾吋，自然就感覺瘦了。<br /><br />同樣的原理也有女性朋友想拿來應付自己大胸部的困擾，於是在胸部各貼上兩個小蚊香。如果那位朋友是巨乳魚腹的話，您掀開她的衣裳就能望見三付蚊香在那轉呀轉，像七彩霓虹燈一樣把人都轉暈了！<br /><br />最後，這種貼布塑身法似乎傳自印度有上千年的傳統。因為數理一級棒的印度阿三們，為防腦子想那些難解的習題想到頭越來越大不美觀，所以很早就開始纏頭的習慣。實在是太聰明了！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給不需要點蚊香睡覺的037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ieJ8B_sGYQE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ieJ8B_sGYQE&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5922763394956554596?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-64505143258139712432009-06-02T18:26:00.004+08:002009-06-02T20:13:33.009+08:00賽先生<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiUWfjM37gI/AAAAAAAAHXk/gm_A4JfZCEY/s1600-h/%E8%B3%BDsir.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 477px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiUWfjM37gI/AAAAAAAAHXk/gm_A4JfZCEY/s400/%E8%B3%BDsir.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342701264225955330" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090531/art_id/31670490">新聞</a>報導，日前甫結束的打狗一中首屆科學班甄試讓與試者感到非常難，覺得自己離天才有一萬步之感。面對這種各校紛紛成立特殊班的狀況，實在讓人感到莫名其妙，因為按照中華民國在台灣長久的資優班發展史來看，似乎從來沒有因為設立這類特殊班帶來相關人材爆炸性的成長。就本人曾經與數理資優班朝夕三年同棟共處的親身經驗來看，這類特殊班的實際效用有二。一，醫科培訓班；二，奧林匹亞數理競試培訓班。至於本屆科學班成立不限男女，則是提供打狗學子在體育班和音樂班之外有另一類型的女性可供選擇。接下來，就沒有了！<br /><br />不知道科學班的導師是誰？會是賽先生嗎？五四已經隔了九十年了。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給咖哩馬玲薯吃到爽的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RjepM1O6Rnw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RjepM1O6Rnw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6450514325813971243?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-91659724188554610012009-06-01T20:15:00.003+08:002009-06-01T20:36:44.566+08:00證照正夯<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiPLS156TWI/AAAAAAAAHXc/N_NLpyWoteY/s1600-h/%E6%8E%83%E4%BE%BF%E6%89%80.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 463px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiPLS156TWI/AAAAAAAAHXc/N_NLpyWoteY/s400/%E6%8E%83%E4%BE%BF%E6%89%80.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342337107559599458" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090530/17/1kdjd.html">新聞</a>報導，環保署研議未來從事清潔工作者，需具備專業證照。簡言之，以後可能連打份掃便所的工都需要有證照在身，可以見得過去電子公司戲稱清潔工叫「環境工程師」所言非虛，說不定未來兼具RD應聘資格與環境工程師證照才是最夯的出路。<br /><br />講到掃便所，本畫家英雄不怕出身低，也曾在求學階段歷練過兩間所長，主掌管理職業務。我的心得是，要解決使用蹲式馬桶對不準的狀況，唯一的方式就是別讓他拉。更精確地說，是讓他別拉得那麼輕鬆隨性，那可是我在面對連續六間廁所屎從馬桶裡拖到馬桶外苦思長考後的心得。所以當下我決定，把整排門下的汽窗通通拆掉。果然空氣更清新，在裝回去之前地面潔亮到可以跳舞。除了之後被老師唸上兩句，這方法真的不錯吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給家居清潔達人037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VNs3xDLzIHA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VNs3xDLzIHA&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-9165972418855461001?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-80067669073065433832009-05-31T21:27:00.003+08:002009-05-31T22:23:46.376+08:00緝馬灣的壽宴<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiKShWKvrCI/AAAAAAAAHXU/0i2jZyNSSiA/s1600-h/%E5%A4%A7%E5%A3%BD.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 405px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiKShWKvrCI/AAAAAAAAHXU/0i2jZyNSSiA/s400/%E5%A4%A7%E5%A3%BD.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341993209598815266" /></a><br /><br /><br />今日適逢GT老母60大壽，假打狗著名澎湖海鮮餐廳──緝馬灣海鮮餐廳舉行壽宴。菜色豐富，高朋滿座，賓主盡歡。唯一小小的缺憾是，還得騎車回家，沒辦法喝很多酒。因為過了60歲以上的嬸嬸伯伯自行攜來的酒，通常都很好喝，不是兩三百塊等級的便宜貨。<br /><br />席間陸續端上本格派台式海鮮料理，計有生魚片、炒竹蟶、炒鯊魚皮、炒花菜乾、金瓜炒米苔目、烤烏魚腱等菜色，以及當然少不了的「次女蟳」。次女蟳不是長女蟳的妹妹，或是么女蟳的姐姐，牠是未經交配內含大量蟹黃的螃蟹。如果你前往該餐廳點菜說我要點處女蟳，老闆不見得能意會你要什麼，但是你若說出我要「次女蟳」，老闆必定豎起大姆指說您真內行。<br /><br />最後，再端上一份12吋的歐貝拉孝親大蛋糕，結束美好的一餐。無怪乎GT老母有感而發，養子辛苦三十年，沒有白疼，值得！<br /><br />敬祝全天下今晚六十歲的老木生日快樂！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給心想事成想吃什麼就有什麼的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YZpPlJIe2v0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YZpPlJIe2v0&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8006766907306543383?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-87013169707117695752009-05-30T22:03:00.004+08:002009-05-30T22:52:34.690+08:00割包慈母守熱灶 只為供女追日星<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiFHrGdk4iI/AAAAAAAAHXM/c40GIy-Xols/s1600-h/%E6%85%88%E6%AF%8D%E5%89%B2%E5%8C%85.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 483px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiFHrGdk4iI/AAAAAAAAHXM/c40GIy-Xols/s400/%E6%85%88%E6%AF%8D%E5%89%B2%E5%8C%85.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341629438832730658" /></a><br /><br /><br />今天是個重要的日子，如果說就在我發文的時刻仍沒出現什麼意外，那麼萬眾矚目的X-Japan台灣演唱會應正順利舉行中，兌現不再放鳥歹灣郎的舉動。因為主辦單位心裡很清楚，有許多在日本電影專門學校註冊的學生會返台欣賞演唱會，譬如說我就有一位這樣的好朋友。<br /><br />今天，我在送她上車前往演唱會之前，特地帶她到打狗一家割包店。不為別的，只為了讓她與久未謀面的生母見面。想讓她知道，生母一直默默地在背後靠賣割包支持她，供應它追星的經濟來源。所以說，今天X-Japan演唱會裡至少有五盞燈是靠賣割包的血汗錢堆出來的。<br /><br />我仍然記得今天下午的情景。生母一邊忙著夾割包、舀花生粉，一邊忙著找零錢給進出的客人。猛一回頭，她望見生母，生母望見她。她的眼中沒有看見生母以外的人，同樣的，生母的眼裡也只有她。我們在一旁催促著，「快叫啊！快叫啊！阿姨等好久了！」結果她忍住淚水，大聲地叫了一個控肉割包要帶走，因為怕等進場的時候肚子會餓。<br /><br />我的朋友此時應該正在大合唱《Endless Rain》，不然就是高聲祈求Yoshiki不要鼓打到一半又昏死過去了，票很貴！當然，做上述事情的氣力都來自苦守熱灶的慈母割包。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給在雨中依然守候本畫家跑步的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5rBJsymAsGI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5rBJsymAsGI&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8701316970711769575?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-53915993158363889882009-05-29T23:14:00.004+08:002009-05-29T23:40:38.826+08:00不要吵了！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiABiahtwyI/AAAAAAAAHXE/9kFjvKxTmOk/s1600-h/%E6%BD%AD.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SiABiahtwyI/AAAAAAAAHXE/9kFjvKxTmOk/s400/%E6%BD%AD.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341270848809321250" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090529/78/1kbig.html">新聞</a>報導，陸客來台的必選景點日月潭近來傳出多起自己人互槓自己人的糾紛。原因很簡單，不為其他，就是為了擠到那顆玄光寺前上刻「日月潭 玄光寺」的石碑好拍照，免得回國被笑沒到此一遊。擠來擠去的結果，就是一團火氣，完全忘了和諧社會才是硬道理。<br /><br />我認為，解決上述問題非常簡單，只要請山寨廠商在內地各大湖旁立幾個復刻石碑就好了。如果資金夠要立幾個都沒問題，甚至團員們一人抱一個，拍張集體大合照都是OK的（如此就會是石林了）！當然，光有石碑是不夠的，還得人手一顆玄光寺特產茶葉蛋才有日月潭的Fu。關於這個部分，既然台灣之光7-11都開到大陸去了，可以好好與它們洽談看看。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給稱職打狗地陪037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyjki4xluLs&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyjki4xluLs&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5391599315836388988?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-70330014338697941372009-05-28T18:48:00.003+08:002009-05-28T21:03:03.646+08:00紅色炸彈<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sh6LUO6fvvI/AAAAAAAAHW8/kn51Pna-UEc/s1600-h/red+bomb.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 462px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sh6LUO6fvvI/AAAAAAAAHW8/kn51Pna-UEc/s400/red+bomb.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340859387825078002" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://news.chinatimes.com/2007Cti/2007Cti-News/2007Cti-News-Content/0,4521,5050589+112009052700158,00.html">新聞</a>報導，或許是三鹿毒奶粉的遺毒作祟，中國大陸的大學生近來流行辦喜宴，但不是娶回家要和你分財產的那種，而是交到新女友就來上一攤招來親朋好友的「戀愛酒席」！出席這類喜酒的紅包行情價約是100元人民幣一位，如果你口袋深、交情夠還得包更多。對於當事人來說，不可不說是金融海嘯下穩賺不賠的買賣，而且還是一種逆向收取的戀愛稅。最可憐的，當然是那些只能和左右手談戀愛，夜夜擦槍到天明的阿宅們。<br /><br />這起事件告訴我們，如果交到新女友就能像辦喜宴一樣丟紅色炸彈斂財。同樣的，為什麼不能像穿新鞋一樣也得讓人踩三下，或者是讓好朋友借回家試用三天呢？台語俗諺說的好，「好朋友，好朋友，懶叫公家幼」，大陸的知青們可以參考看看！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給看完《他其實沒那麼喜歡你》後覺得自己有很多尚待改進的地方的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YMcX_fQHV-o&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YMcX_fQHV-o&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7033001433869794137?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-89446825856434456982009-05-27T21:01:00.008+08:002009-05-27T21:27:48.817+08:00爆炸吧！火鳥！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sh0_TG6lGWI/AAAAAAAAHW0/7X64ac120Nc/s1600-h/%E7%AB%A0%E9%AD%9A%E5%93%A5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sh0_TG6lGWI/AAAAAAAAHW0/7X64ac120Nc/s400/%E7%AB%A0%E9%AD%9A%E5%93%A5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340494330637654370" border="0" /></a><br /><br />圖片來自<a href="http://my.poco.cn/myBlogDetail-htx-id-1087419-userid-35785662-pri--n-0.xhtml">此</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/">新聞</a>報導，一名俄女因不爽男友不和她結婚，酒酣耳熱後，幫他的30公分包了一大綑爆竹，欲來個斬草又除根。於是一陣火光後，Big Bang再現，青春小鳥一去不再回。<br /><br />不幸中的大幸是，男友活了下來。可是，他的30公分成了日式便當最常出現的一朵章魚小香腸，引來無限欷噓。俗話說的好，「惹龍惹虎毋通惹到恰查某」就是這個道理。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給打狗河東路路隊長──037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E8ekaScs-4k&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E8ekaScs-4k&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8944682585643445698?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-23235230610063563992009-05-26T20:06:00.002+08:002009-05-26T20:30:21.335+08:00恨鐵不成鋼<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Shvgqw0oKSI/AAAAAAAAHWk/mH4epW839OE/s1600-h/honey%E8%AB%8B%E4%BD%A0%E4%B8%8D%E8%A6%81%E8%B5%B0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Shvgqw0oKSI/AAAAAAAAHWk/mH4epW839OE/s400/honey%E8%AB%8B%E4%BD%A0%E4%B8%8D%E8%A6%81%E8%B5%B0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340108808442620194" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://news.163.com/09/0526/03/5A79MNDD00011229.html">新聞</a>報導，中國大陸一名西安外国语大学女生为爱而下跪。下跪原因不是向男友求婚，也不是忽然發現男友其實是她素未謀面的爸爸，據悉很有可能是為向男友道歉而跪。下跪畫面出現在大庭廣眾之下，自然有熱心的大陸鄉民拍照上傳網路，引來討論為何好端端的一個女子竟要跪在大馬路上？<br /><br />在寶島台灣通常除了洗門風、扮孝女白琴打工或是配偶死了才有可能看到女性跪在地上，所以這也反應出雖然台灣是個男性支配的社會，但是相對來說女性地位仍高於對岸。倒是有小道消息指出，該起下跪事件與男女間的感情糾葛無關，實情是該對情侶在討論下次參加Cosplay聚會該以什麼造型與會？兩人想出不如女生扮武大郎，男生扮潘金蓮吧！所以說，下跪其實是在訓練扮武大郎用膝蓋走路的腿力，而男生假裝負氣離開是在揣摩嫌棄夫婿沒有「潘驢鄧小閒」的魅力！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給再上一天班就有快樂連假的037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4CEHLtedL38&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4CEHLtedL38&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-2323523061006356399?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-67697755951236428292009-05-25T20:08:00.003+08:002009-05-25T20:24:27.395+08:00極限體驗<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShqNr6hkPiI/AAAAAAAAHWc/qiEEEu82en4/s1600-h/%E5%B8%B6%E5%88%BA%E7%9A%84%E7%8E%AB%E7%91%B0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 560px; height: 800px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShqNr6hkPiI/AAAAAAAAHWc/qiEEEu82en4/s400/%E5%B8%B6%E5%88%BA%E7%9A%84%E7%8E%AB%E7%91%B0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339736093785079330" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.nownews.com/2009/05/21/91-2453923.htm">新聞</a>報導，兩名俄羅斯男子赴美旅遊，由於文化衝擊讓他們體會到諸多不能理解之事，基於打破沙鍋問到底還要問那隻沙鍋究竟在那裡的精神，他們對佛羅里達州法律規定的「嚴禁跟豪豬發生性行為」嗤之以鼻，兩人決定挑戰它，不過下場是雞雞中刺順便發炎。<br /><br />這則新聞告訴我們，《蠢蛋搞怪秀》（Jackass）真的很紅，想要挑戰它的人很多，唯一能挑戰成功的途徑就是比節目裡玩的更大更瘋。雖然兩名俄男的雞雞紅腫，但是精神可佩，希望他們下次能挑戰成功。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給每逢星期一就要去夜市捐錢給可憐的熱狗大叔的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AphjdOumDMY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AphjdOumDMY&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6769775595123642829?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-54597724640755278852009-05-24T20:27:00.003+08:002009-05-24T20:57:08.978+08:00昨晚的那場婚禮<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShlDw6jl7lI/AAAAAAAAHWU/DkzOP_ek7_A/s1600-h/%E5%96%9C%E9%85%92.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 610px; height: 800px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShlDw6jl7lI/AAAAAAAAHWU/DkzOP_ek7_A/s400/%E5%96%9C%E9%85%92.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339373340855758418" /></a><br /><br />長話短說。<br /><br />1.這是一場非親非故的婚禮，到了現場才知道是線上記者「ㄅㄠ ㄐ一ㄥ 一ㄥ/」的喜宴。不過現場眾多媒體朋友並沒有拿著麥克風往新人臉上玩戳戳樂，更沒有問疑似小腹隆起先有後婚有什麼感覺？現在心情如何？某某某該不該負責任？等問題。<br /><br />2.按慣例，喜宴是由聽廢話致詞和吃飯兩部分組成的，與餐廳秀是看秀加吃飯組成的略有不同。又按慣例，致詞需要有感性的部分，通常是感謝新人的母親含辛茹苦，教子有方。不過，講這種話的往往是爸爸，也不會給任何機會讓理應最該感謝的母親講兩句話。故得証，母親當天出席的任務是陪笑、陪敬酒和結束後點算禮金總額。<br /><br />3.不知曾幾何時婚宴一定要有上菜秀，昨晚漢來提供的是一場佛朗明哥式。讓人想起小時候有種零嘴品牌叫「哥爸妻夫」，就是「哥爸妻夫好吃，哥爸妻夫好甲，哥爸妻夫好食，哥爸妻夫好野...」，跳起來和廣告裡的差不多。<br /><br />4.婚宴一定要有人唱歌，而且是唱余天腔很重的那種，得不停地「抖～抖～抖...」。配上一首《山南山北走一回》，抖得讓人滿腹心酸淚。但我認為，上次我小學同學結婚那個用余天腔唱《紅蜻蜓》的依然樂勝。<br /><br />5.別問我為什麼會去，這其實就像有人買了演唱會的票臨時不能去得轉手一樣的道理。只能說，跟著037吃香喝辣沒問題！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給連三天吃好料的037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FD8XhRfn6Rg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FD8XhRfn6Rg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />有Death cab for cutie風。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5459772464075527885?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-6504443856126631162009-05-24T01:33:00.003+08:002009-05-24T01:43:49.088+08:00今日公休<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Shg068QGjvI/AAAAAAAAHWM/aiyNZOi5i6M/s1600-h/%E5%8C%85%E8%8E%96.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 535px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Shg068QGjvI/AAAAAAAAHWM/aiyNZOi5i6M/s400/%E5%8C%85%E8%8E%96.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339075545458446066" /></a><br /><br /><br />吃喜酒很累，尤其吃到新人名字叫「ㄅㄠ ㄐ一ㄥ」的！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給有孝心獻上一份歐貝拉栗子蒙布朗蛋糕的０３７！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jK6RBQUQsy4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jK6RBQUQsy4&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />頗有Bizarre love triangle遺風！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-650444385612663116?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-63755175187241491182009-05-22T22:37:00.003+08:002009-05-22T22:52:40.396+08:00Happy Anniversary！！！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sha7L71lU5I/AAAAAAAAHWE/NMF9qgZH1Mg/s1600-h/%E4%B9%9D%E5%B9%B4%E5%9C%8B%E6%95%99.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 480px; height: 800px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sha7L71lU5I/AAAAAAAAHWE/NMF9qgZH1Mg/s400/%E4%B9%9D%E5%B9%B4%E5%9C%8B%E6%95%99.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338660222009693074" /></a><br /><br /><br />對不起，我放閃光了！<br /><br />如果比擬037和我相交至今是一位參與九年國教的小朋友，今年他已經要升國三，準備聯考了。按照過去他資優生般的表現，如能繼續用功下去不茍且，必定能考上第一志願。<br /><br />這或許不是件簡單的事情，但也沒多了不起。只要你能放下我執，停止抱怨，節制任性，相信你也有自己的一片天，謝謝大家！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給獲贈一本《成功的人際關係》寶書的037！<br /><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F5W3RhkI2SU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F5W3RhkI2SU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6375517518724149118?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-18274706093111768742009-05-21T20:48:00.003+08:002009-05-21T21:06:03.359+08:00我是買了賓士後，才學會開賓士的！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShVRSD2O3FI/AAAAAAAAHV8/R5nFVbmBPjM/s1600-h/%E5%99%97%E5%99%97%E6%81%B0%E6%81%B0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShVRSD2O3FI/AAAAAAAAHV8/R5nFVbmBPjM/s400/%E5%99%97%E5%99%97%E6%81%B0%E6%81%B0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338262304029858898" /></a><br /><br /><br />以前汽車廣告有句名言，「我是當了爸爸後，才學會當爸爸的」！這句話和「我是當了人後，才學會當人的」一樣是句廢話。不過同樣的，似乎駕御賓士車也是，你要買了賓士後，才學會開賓士。但是，錢淹腳目的大陸可不是這樣。<br /><br /><a href="http://news.sohu.com/20090520/n264068476.shtml">新聞</a>報導，大陸長沙一所駕訓班就斥資40萬人民幣買了賓士車（奔馳）充作教練車，讓您可以透過駕訓班學習了解到賓士車到底好不好開，還是說該換更高檔的賓利（Bentley）當座駕。當然，若想習得一技之長享受為大老闆開車門的尊爵不凡亦是個不錯的機會，免得日後操作不當修車還要賠一屁股。<br /><br />您心動了嗎？快去報名吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給不屑吃三萬塊一席的漢來喜宴的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oh2kMPBZYaM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oh2kMPBZYaM&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-1827470609311176874?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-44417323452152555082009-05-20T20:28:00.003+08:002009-05-20T20:57:49.437+08:00吃香蕉有益身心<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShP9zo50nII/AAAAAAAAHV0/9NhkCR3bY4I/s1600-h/%E5%81%B6%E6%84%9B%E4%B8%80%E6%A2%9D%E6%9F%B4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShP9zo50nII/AAAAAAAAHV0/9NhkCR3bY4I/s400/%E5%81%B6%E6%84%9B%E4%B8%80%E6%A2%9D%E6%9F%B4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337889046959266946" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.nownews.com/2009/05/18/334-2452764.htm">新聞</a>報導，美國一青年持一根香蕉佯裝手槍搶劫超商，並於搶劫失敗後企圖把香蕉吃掉湮滅證據。不過，人算不如天算，他沒順口連香蕉皮一起吞落肚，仍然被採證後依相關罪嫌移送法辦。<br /><br />這則故事告訴我們，還好該名青年不是拿自己的人工陰莖充作槍枝，或是人工肛門假裝是炸彈，否則那麼難入口消化的東西誰受得了。說來好笑，美國青年搶超商還得拿根香蕉壯膽，柴山的猴子搶山下7-11可是赤手空拳全憑真功夫，猴犀利啊！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給呈報波羅的海指數（BDI）報成下面音響時間1330的037！<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-fmjYKNH9gc&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-fmjYKNH9gc&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4441732345215255508?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-49687480625375621732009-05-19T20:21:00.004+08:002009-05-19T20:54:48.578+08:00X 珍稀畫面流出<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShKrb-1CyQI/AAAAAAAAHVs/jhFMUpfLjGY/s1600-h/%E6%9E%97%E5%AE%B6%E5%85%AC%E9%9B%9E%E6%9E%97%E5%AE%B6%E6%A8%B9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 540px; height: 800px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShKrb-1CyQI/AAAAAAAAHVs/jhFMUpfLjGY/s400/%E6%9E%97%E5%AE%B6%E5%85%AC%E9%9B%9E%E6%9E%97%E5%AE%B6%E6%A8%B9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337517005597755650" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://showbiz.chinatimes.com/2009Cti/Channel/Showbiz/showbiz-news-cnt/0,5020,100105+112009051800073,00.html">新聞</a>報導，相較於台灣天團五五六六活動減緩，但是日本天團X Japan卻因為本月三十日的台灣演唱會動作頻頻，為防當日梅雨來襲，主辦單位特地製作三萬件有X字樣的雨衣。<br /><br />由於門票熱賣，包括許多赴日註冊電影專門學校的台灣子弟專程回台追星，粉絲紛紛希望能爭取門票加賣的機會。但主辦單位也透露，剩下的位置其實都是器材區，是為了能拍攝更多現場畫面好收錄於日後發行的DVD，只能向X飯們說抱歉。<br /><br />此外，本名林佳樹的X Japan團長YOSHIKI日前發表自傳《YOSHIKI/佳樹》，收錄小時至今的未曝光珍貴照片及大量訪談，光預售就已賣出５萬本。不過，他在書中並未澄清與《大巡按蕃薯官》的主角林肚才之間是否有血緣關係。另據網路消息傳言，以下外流出的照片很可能為Yo大最早的一張寫真照，但尚待證實。若確認屬實，這將是最珍稀的留念。<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShKqMnV1ijI/AAAAAAAAHVk/RreQSXC5P3g/s1600-h/yo%E5%A4%A7%E5%AF%AB%E7%9C%9F.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 518px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShKqMnV1ijI/AAAAAAAAHVk/RreQSXC5P3g/s400/yo%E5%A4%A7%E5%AF%AB%E7%9C%9F.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337515642083183154" /></a><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s8MLKyco89Q&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s8MLKyco89Q&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4968748062537562173?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-53138870352343341062009-05-18T17:52:00.003+08:002009-05-18T18:14:59.007+08:00紅彩妹妹<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShE01qjf8QI/AAAAAAAAHVc/c1LI2zkEzhc/s1600-h/%E7%B4%85%E5%BD%A9%E5%A6%B9%E5%A6%B9%E9%96%8B%E5%B9%BB%E8%B1%A1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 489px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShE01qjf8QI/AAAAAAAAHVc/c1LI2zkEzhc/s400/%E7%B4%85%E5%BD%A9%E5%A6%B9%E5%A6%B9%E9%96%8B%E5%B9%BB%E8%B1%A1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337105129971642626" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090518/1/1jopb.html">新聞</a>報導，駕駛造價20億幻象戰鬥機的中華民國空軍健兒，被查出自入伍前到成為飛官後都保有拉K（吸食K他命）的好習慣，徹底駁斥了拉K的小孩只能撿角一世人的詛咒。<br /><br />自小觀賞與戰機相關的電影，劇中總免不了要為各個飛行員取個帥氣的代號，譬如說湯姆嗑吐司在《好大一根槍》（Top Gun）裡的代號叫”Maverick”，他的長官叫”Viper”。我認為，該名一路拉K上青天的空軍健兒應該也個代號，而他的代號就是「紅彩妹妹」。為什麼呢？因為一面開著超音速戰鬥機還拉K實在太high了，所以他是「紅彩妹妹很high喔」！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給吃個肉包就氣飽了的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4JVUvC74D8w&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4JVUvC74D8w&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-5313887035234334106?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-78913906445617007772009-05-17T20:49:00.002+08:002009-05-17T20:57:29.803+08:00好熱<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShAJVpXA1NI/AAAAAAAAHVU/xpgh9puYTs4/s1600-h/%E6%9B%AC%E6%87%B6%E8%B6%B4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 493px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/ShAJVpXA1NI/AAAAAAAAHVU/xpgh9puYTs4/s400/%E6%9B%AC%E6%87%B6%E8%B6%B4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336775825918317778" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />真的很熱！<br /><br />你不熱嗎？<br /><br />謹將本作獻給今天把家裡打掃得煥然一新的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_wYNOeCCUew&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_wYNOeCCUew&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-7891390644561700777?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-47962484832488231532009-05-16T21:39:00.002+08:002009-05-16T22:03:06.356+08:00老子都不老子了<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sg7Hcvwit9I/AAAAAAAAHVM/Qc0VTe-8Zg4/s1600-h/%E8%80%81%E7%B4%8D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 600px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sg7Hcvwit9I/AAAAAAAAHVM/Qc0VTe-8Zg4/s400/%E8%80%81%E7%B4%8D.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336421905150949330" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090516/art_id/31633652">新聞</a>報導，台北縣金源禪寺住持釋修一涉及酒駕傷人找徒弟頂罪，擁有尼姑老婆，有兩台賓士車，臥室擺滿酒，還被鄰居爆料偷買雞腿夾藏於袈裟內回寺享用，真可謂極樂和尚再世，非常黑皮！<br /><br />不曉得他們夫妻倆究竟真的潛心向佛，還是說在玩一種扮成和尚尼姑的cosplay遊戲呢？我記得，日本有個扮成僧人造型打摔角比賽的新崎人生（しんざきじんせい），打狗也有位愛穿袈裟問政的廣播名嘴鄭新助。雖然他們發展的方向不同，可是邏輯會不會卻都一樣？<br /><br />科科<br /><br />謹將本作獻給吃完豐盛的一餐後又有挫冰和李鵠咖哩酥下肚的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3aHXQfdqA-Q&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3aHXQfdqA-Q&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-4796248483248823153?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-63781526268181193212009-05-15T21:37:00.003+08:002009-05-15T21:49:02.186+08:00Friday night is the night！！！<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sg1yG0rX9KI/AAAAAAAAHVE/F3WYavkaETU/s1600-h/%E5%A6%83%E9%9D%A1%E9%9D%A1%E4%B9%8B%E9%9F%B3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 500px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/Sg1yG0rX9KI/AAAAAAAAHVE/F3WYavkaETU/s400/%E5%A6%83%E9%9D%A1%E9%9D%A1%E4%B9%8B%E9%9F%B3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336046595049256098" /></a><br /><br />星期五的晚上你要去那邊<br /><br />不是每個人都像037那麼幸運有本畫家陪吃大牛牛肉麵<br /><br />我看到追追追黃妃<br /><br />素顏站在圖博街上買燒烤當宵夜<br /><br />追追追<br /><br />黃妃<br /><br />追追追<br /><br />星期五的夜晚<br /><br />打狗之光獨自一人素顏買宵夜<br /><br />Ya~<br /><br /><br /><br />謹將本作獻給吃大牛比喝蠻牛還有效的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qBRNexKb-Cg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qBRNexKb-Cg&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-6378152626818119321?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-91171669235933707632009-05-14T18:19:00.003+08:002009-05-14T18:36:20.785+08:00EQ高好性福<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SgvzvPkSKiI/AAAAAAAAHU8/b28KiqZHm7o/s1600-h/%E5%BF%97%E7%8E%B21.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 532px; height: 800px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SgvzvPkSKiI/AAAAAAAAHU8/b28KiqZHm7o/s400/%E5%BF%97%E7%8E%B21.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335626176508602914" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090512/1/1jd3i.html">新聞</a>報導，千奇百怪無所不有的英國研究又有新發現，EQ高的女性懂得溝通和自娛娛人，所以比那些得了臭臉症或是公主病的抱怨鬼更能享受魚水之歡，性生活美滿一百分。<br /><br />這讓人想到台灣高EQ正妹的代表──林志玲小姐，想必她定能過著幸福快樂的日子，不管是和王子或是一頭史瑞克。無怪乎善於情緒管理與人溝通的她，會在萌萌起不來的時候幫牠加油，鼓勵牠「萌萌，站起來！」而不是斥責。結果當然是出奇的好，萌萌在她秀秀下果真站起來了，還很神勇，這就是高EQ的魅力。<br /><br />各位朋友們，你還在抱怨自己的生活嗎？快一起培養你的高EQ吧！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給老闆每天一杯珍珠奶茶獻殷勤的037！<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FPd-9AjwHxw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FPd-9AjwHxw&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-9117166923593370763?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-89039992202827396352009-05-13T20:16:00.003+08:002009-05-13T20:43:46.673+08:00獅甲國中<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SgrAQhXRXgI/AAAAAAAAHU0/y9XasePvIuc/s1600-h/%E7%94%B2%E7%8D%85%E4%B8%AD%E5%9C%8B.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 473px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SgrAQhXRXgI/AAAAAAAAHU0/y9XasePvIuc/s400/%E7%94%B2%E7%8D%85%E4%B8%AD%E5%9C%8B.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335288098640190978" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/090513/4/1je2j.html">新聞</a>報導，因為獅甲國中被有心人發明以「中國甲獅」的台語讀法暗諷「中國吃屎」，引來爭議。如今媒體訪問該校傑出校友沈春華小姐，表示三年背書包上下課是她美好的回憶。訪談中，她還記起幾件當時的趣事：<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">她說，國中時有次升旗典禮昏倒，老師要她回家休息，隔天20幾位同學到她家探視她，到現在都忘不了。</span><br /><br />這讓我想起高中求學時期民智已開，自主意識抬頭，為了不給學校添麻煩，讓學校因為逼迫學生在大太陽底下做威權體制才需有的舉動而遭到人本教改團體圍勦。所以每當升旗有大太陽，各處室又想苦口婆心宣導事項的時候，我們往往都會自備陽傘。從司令台向下看，傘花朵朵開。當然，通常上台報告的師長也不會講太久，因為台下千名同學會一起用噓聲提醒他，長話短說，節能減碳。同樣的情形即便外賓眾多的一年一度運動會也一樣，同學們用噓聲關心台上講者的好習慣不分藍綠、無涉校內校外。<br /><br />我常常回想起那段打著傘聽台上報告，用噓聲叮嚀長話短說的高中歲月，那真是段美好時光。在那種氛圍下，如果還有人像沈主播一樣曬到昏倒，那他肯定是個笨蛋，沒人會想和他當同學。<br /><br />謹將本作獻給一個人關在自己的辦公室好無聊，老闆該配個小秘書給她的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WFcu7gSt640&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WFcu7gSt640&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-8903999220282739635?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-31866528451915144032009-05-12T18:37:00.002+08:002009-05-12T20:41:03.277+08:00山寨正夯<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SgluKfLyp2I/AAAAAAAAHUs/1JRcvkVnTik/s1600-h/%E5%A4%A7%E8%8A%B1%E7%8B%97.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 543px; height: 800px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SgluKfLyp2I/AAAAAAAAHUs/1JRcvkVnTik/s400/%E5%A4%A7%E8%8A%B1%E7%8B%97.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334916360045766498" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090509/art_id/31614885">新聞</a>報導，一隻珍稀雪豹（Snow Leopard）來到甘肅沙河鎮，卻被當地鄉民當成是一隻脾氣不太好的大花狗對待，拿石頭丟到牠夾著尾巴離開。事後方知，大花狗本是行情兇殘的國寶動物，嚇出一聲冷汗。<br /><br />這個故事告訴我們，山寨貨雖然很夯，但是偶爾還是會有正品出現。縱使動物園裡展示的國寶可能是染色過的大花狗，但不代表日常生活遇到的大花狗就不會是隻雪豹，大陸就是一個那麼神奇充滿想像力的地方，有種廟堂會遇上假貨、菜市場會撞見世外高人的感覺。<br /><br />不過值得慶幸的是，雪豹沒因為犯上什麼事情踩到政治紅線，否則基於和諧社會的理由，黨說你是隻大花狗就是隻大花狗，管牠國不國寶！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給國寶級河東獅037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lVKm6JOvT-M&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lVKm6JOvT-M&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-3186652845191514403?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12610560.post-3402889721856340612009-05-11T19:06:00.003+08:002009-05-11T20:53:00.891+08:00七日夫妻<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SggfWfCgVVI/AAAAAAAAHUk/Wb1je-38Dt8/s1600-h/%E4%B8%83%E6%97%A5%E5%A4%AB%E5%A6%BB.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 554px; height: 800px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2RP5N1186-E/SggfWfCgVVI/AAAAAAAAHUk/Wb1je-38Dt8/s400/%E4%B8%83%E6%97%A5%E5%A4%AB%E5%A6%BB.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334548229769942354" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.nownews.com/2009/05/09/162-2448561.htm">新聞</a>報導，上星期結束的香港維景酒店H1N1流感隔離事件有段溫馨小插曲。原來酒店宣佈隔離前有名性工作者正在飯店內善盡職責，為房客帶來香江春光，怎料忽然施行隔離，而港府與酒店又非常凍酸，不願意額外提供該名性工作者獨立套房，只好與恩公共處一室，做對七日夫妻。<br /><br />不曉得那七天當中，恩公是否懊悔不已，本來是想赴港黑皮夜夜當新郎，結果搞得像履行同居義務，而且還要付錢！<br /><br />謹將本作獻給一早出門打開電梯遇到神似溫生蠔的型男的037！<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jnI26X_fHRU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jnI26X_fHRU&hl=zh_TW&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12610560-340288972185634061?l=697.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>697http://www.blogger.com/profile/06683185480254644231noreply@blogger.com0