星期日, 12月 16, 2007

《X in Complete Darkness》#1




眾所周知,人人都會寫字,寫成了行就是詩,寫成了片就是小說,寫成了對話的樣子就是戲劇。所以詩人、小說家、劇本作家很容易就承認自己沒什麼了不起。畫家就不同了,給外行一些顏色,你都不知怎麼來弄。
王二,〈二○一五〉



延續前幾篇所承諾的人物系列創作,接下來將搭配大獲好評的《黑夜中的R2D2 & C3PO》發想,繼續創作以饗諸位愛好者。所以,接下來的主題將是《X in Complete Darkness》,而「X」就是本人精心挑選出的人物,讓我們試看各個X深處黑暗中他/會呈現什麼反應?他會害怕?尖叫?興奮?焦慮?還是不知所措?或是他會表現出令人難以預料的動作?

讓我們歡迎今天的主角登場,他就是我生命中的貴人之一,給我第一份正職設計工作的Shockcow。讓我們一起用熱烈的掌聲,請他進入完全的黑暗之中!

《Shockcow in Complete Darkness》



敬請期待誰是下一位 X !

well you can stay all night if you want to
you can hang out with all of his friends
you can go and meet his mother and father
you better make sure that's where it ends

cause baby, there is one thing you gotta know....

let him read your palm and guess your sign.
let him take you home and treat you fine....
but baby, don't let him waste your time
don't let him waste your time

cause the years fly by in an instant
and you wonder what he's waiting for
and then some skinny bitch walks by in some hotpants
and he's running out the door

so remember that one thing that you gotta know...

let him read your palm
and guess your sign
let him take you home and treat you so fine
but baby, don't let him waste your time

You ain't getting no younger
and you've got nothing to show
so tell him that it's now or never
and then go go go go go!!!

he can have his space and he can take his time
and he can kiss ya where the sun don't shine
baby, don't let him waste your time
don't let him waste your time...

謹將本篇獻給開發我繪畫天份,支持我多方嘗試的037,希望我不是那位擔誤她青春的人!

6 則留言:

匿名 提到...

邊框太矮
撞倒頭

匿名 提到...

打手槍但是太暗
看不到自己的小雞雞

匿名 提到...

樓上這位一定是女性
以自身是男性的角度
看不到小雞雞的小峱峱
大太陽下也是看不到
麻煩矯正一下錯誤的觀念

697 提到...

為什麼有人要馬上撇清與廖喵的關係呢?難不成你是想暗指「廖喵」與「Shockcow手槍」之間有不為人知的關係?

另外,我支持Dr.劉的說法,因為正常男性應該都可以感覺到自己的小雞雞在那裡,就像女性朋友不會朝臀部方向觸摸,認為那邊有可能是自己的胸部。況且,「看不到自己的小雞雞」帶有明眼人對盲人朋友的歧視,誰說小雞雞非得用看的!

匿名 提到...

看得到才有互動感啊
不然請037說說看她都是開著燈還是關著燈做?

697 提到...

經過請示,下次如果廖喵你真的要找小弟幫您服務的話升營火也可以,只要您覺得有互動感,而且不要一直把眼睛閉上!